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    • RE: Writing a good CV

      How do you judge if a resume is successful or not? I really have no idea. As an employer, I was only really interested in who a person worked for, for how long, and what their job title was. Stuff about, for example, "system transformation", like Kelly's example, just went straight through me - it meant nothing to me. But for other employers, that stuff might be gold and just what they're looking for.

      The other issue is that your resume normally has to go through at least two people - firstly, an employment agent, and then the employer. So who do you target, as they are two very different audiences? An agent will probably spend 20 seconds reading your resume, looking for keywords, whilst an employer might spend ten minutes, especially if they're interviewing you.

      I do like to hear about hobbies, especially interesting ones. I think you can tell a lot about a person by his hobbies. But it's de rigueur to leave these off these days, sadly. Probably for the best.

      posted in IT Careers
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    • RE: First Look at Windows Server Technical Preview

      @scottalanmiller said:

      It's not a superior product. It isn't as powerful, robust or cheap (at scale) as VMware and it lacks the extensive free features and maturity of XenServer. So why would anyone choose HyperV intentionally if they understood it as a product?

      Because it's Microsoft. I run a Microsoft & HP site here. Not because their products are the best, in most cases they aren't. My reasons are:

      1. It makes my life simpler to stick with as few vendors as possible.
      2. Microsoft & HP aren't likely to get bought out, so I'm more confident their products will continue to be maintained and supported.
      3. I find Microsoft & HP fairly good with their pricing strategy - they rarely shock me. I hate some vendors that double, or triple maintenance fees just because they can.
      4. It's relatively easy to bring in outside help with Microsoft & HP expertise.
      5. Microsoft & HP don't generally release shit products. Mediocre ones, yes, but not shit ones. So the brand reputation matters to me.

      So I'm likely to choose a Microsoft or HP product even it's inferior. But only if it's a little bit inferior. I don't go crazy. So I still went with VMware in this case. I'm just saying that being a superior product isn't the only factor.

      posted in IT Discussion
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    • RE: Training Sessions

      @JaredBusch said:

      @Minion-Queen said:

      Remember their product is helpdesk software so that is who it attracts. There were very few decision makers there outside of the been attending for years crowd.

      No, their product is an inventory scanner. The helpdesk is an add on. Always has been.

      Their homepage suggests they feel both products are of equal importance.

      posted in MangoCon
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    • RE: Voice Mail Message: Script

      Mine is "Hello, you've reached the voicemail of the IT Department, please leave a message and we'll get back to you".

      Honestly, if they're so stupid that they need instructions on how to leave a message (like telling them to leave a number), then I really don't want to talk to them. Then again, my voicemail system records the number they're calling from anyway, so it's generally not required.

      Not that I ever phone anyone back anyway. I'm an e-mail only kind of guy.

      posted in IT Discussion
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    • RE: Five digits....

      A third of the posts are by a single man with super-human posting abilities, mind, 😜

      posted in Water Closet
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    • RE: Enforce Full or Selective Complexity on Passwords?

      One day I will forget my KeePass master password and my life will be over 😞

      posted in IT Discussion
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    • RE: Chopping off their own feet....

      @scottalanmiller said:

      @Hubtech said:

      that's okay. seems to be the culture in forums. Get to the top (or close) of the mountain, get big britches, start upsetting the very folks that carried you to the top...branch off, small new forum with a high density of originals, tech talent, etc. Heck, this is going on in one of my automotive forums as we speak! it's funny the similarities, just the parts/pieces/lingo are different.

      Agreed. Which begs the question, how do we guardrail ML from doing the same?

      You can't. All forums are like Animal Farm in the end.....

      posted in Water Closet
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    • RE: Enforce Full or Selective Complexity on Passwords?

      One day we'll be telling our grandkids about how computers did recognise our retinas or whatever and we had to remember stacks of physical passwords and they'll be like "man, that must have sucked!". I'll probably tell them whilst they're flicking through my record collection.

      posted in IT Discussion
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    • RE: Chopping off their own feet....

      I think SW is awesome. As someone running a one-man IT department, I can't tell you how great it is to connect with fellow pros in the same position, and I've had great replies to pretty much every thread I've started over there. The craic on here is ace and without wishing to sound too cheesy, it feels like you're all my friends already, even though I've never met any of you. As the forum gets more members, that will inevitably decline, sadly. I don't hang out on SW any more. I ask specific questions, or I add "spiceworks" to my Google search term to get specific answers to a problem I have (because I think SW has better answers than any other website out there).

      The difference between ML and SW is that almost everyone here seems to work for an IT company (apart from me), so the conversations take a slightly different route. In my job, I'm not paid to be an IT expert, I'm paid to ask IT experts dumb questions and be able to understand their answers and make decisions based on them. So I value the expert advice I get on here, even though I suspect my lack of expertise annoys a few people (having said that, I think I generally hold my own around here). Having a few more newbies around here wouldn't go amiss.

      I love debating, even about subjects I know little about. For example, I'll happily start an argument with @scottalanmiller about virtualisation, even though I'm not qualified to do so and it's a David versus Goliath battle. And debating really improves my understanding of an issue. I'm sure I annoy him at times, but I love that he's never patronising or condescending to anyone, no matter what dumb things they say. I often get accused of being a contrarian, and I guess there may be an element of truth in that, but playing devil's advocate is how you learn and I hope it keeps threads lively and interesting. As someone said to me recently, every discussion needs someone to ask the idiot questions.

      tl;dr: Keep up the good work everyone! I love you all!

      posted in Water Closet
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    • RE: Security by using .net instead of .com

      That's what happens when you have sales people doing training 🙂

      posted in IT Discussion
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    • RE: Favorite Word(s)? (SFW Please)

      Antidisestablishmentarianism

      posted in Water Closet
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    • RE: What are your thoughts about HP Instant Ink?

      I don't earn 7 figures but probably two of my top ten most hated things to do are (1) go shopping and (2) setup new printers, so I'm with AJ! Plus, you have take your old printer to the town recycling centre, which is another major ball ache. You can't just bin electrical items here - is it the same in the US?

      posted in IT Discussion
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    • RE: How to decide

      I suspect that in most cases it's better that I don't know what my wife is thinking.

      posted in Water Closet
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    • RE: My Misadventures with Cloud At Cost

      MangoLassi has basically become a Cloud At Cost forum. Half the current threads are on this!

      I feel I'm missing out on the fun 🙂

      posted in IT Discussion
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    • RE: Time for a Funeral Pyre

      This was my first laptop (well, portable PC)
      compaqiii.jpg

      Cost about $5k and had 640k RAM.

      I'm *sooooo *old.

      posted in Water Closet
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    • RE: Purchased My First CloudatCost Machine

      OK, I've now joined the C@C party!

      posted in IT Discussion
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    • RE: The Countdown

      I actually used to support Chinese Windows 95 when I worked in Hong Kong. It was a nightmare. I become an expert on recognising icons. I had to get people to translate error messages, with unpredictable results.

      posted in Water Closet
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    • RE: Strict Web Filtering - Good Security or Cause for Lynch Mob?

      @thanksajdotcom said:

      People should be judged by the results they deliver, not how they obtain said results. If I can do my job in 6 hours a day to a very high standard, and it takes someone else the full 8, why should I have to be "working" the other 2?

      Absolutely.

      I like to think of human resources in a similar way to IT resources. You would never want to run your servers at 100% capacity all the time. If you looked at your servers right now and they were running over 50% you would be worried, right? So why expect human resources to run at 100% capacity all the time. This is where companies end up with a situation where during quiet times they are running at 100%, and during busy times they can't cope and end up letting down customers.

      This is an area of interest to me, because I'm putting in a new ERP system that will increase productivity and as company we need to know how we will handle that. I'm a fan of Lean Manufacturing and Goldratt's Theory of Constraints, which generally apply to manufacturing, but can also be applied to backoffice administration. If you have a machine in your factory that can produce 10 grommets an hour but during a quite period you can only sell 5 grommets an hour, what do you do? Traditionally, the production manager will run the machine at full capacity and over-produce. Inventory will build up, and the company will lose money. This is because the production manager is judged on his efficiency, and will be punished if he only runs his machine at 50% efficiency, even if that is the best thing to do for the company. Over-production is the enemy of manufacturing.

      Now apply those principles to the back office. A back office worker is generally involved in the production of spreadsheets. You can divide those spreadsheets into productive ones, ie ones that add value to the company, and non-productive ones, ie ones that add no-value to the company and are only produced so that the worker can appear busy.

      The lazy Facebooker will generally only produce productive spreadsheets. He knows what is important, but once he has done that he'll slack off and go on Facebook. The conscientious worker will always find new spreadsheets to create.

      In the same way that over-production in the factory actually costs money, in terms of the cost of storing and managing excess inventory, so over-production in the back-office will cost money, in terms of the cost of storing and managing excess spreadsheets. So if you're going to fire someone, fire the conscientious worker and keep the lazy Facebooker.

      Google General Kurt von Hammerstein-Equord for more info on how he divided his officers and why lazy workers can be better.

      The counter argument to this is that a grommet machine can only make grommets, whereas a human can do an endless array of tasks. And this is a fair point. So for example, during quiet times, Acocunts staff can phone customers and chase debt, which is always productive. But the trick here is ensuring that any extra tasks you assign to your back-office staff are actually productive. They have to add to the company's bottom line, otherwise they are bullshit tasks that add no value. Setting in a place a structure to recognise the difference between productive and non-productive tasks is the key to maximising profit. But if you can't do that, you may as well let people go on Facebook for all the good it will do you.

      posted in IT Discussion
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    • RE: Follow the NTG team as we travel

      I'm imagining:
      http://www.scoobyaddicts.com/Images/Mystery+Machine.jpg

      posted in Water Closet
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    • RE: How many software vs hardware people?

      @scottalanmiller said:

      I was actually an amazing value for them.

      Modest 🙂

      posted in IT Discussion
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