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    • scottalanmillerS
      scottalanmiller @NetworkNerd
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      @NetworkNerd said:

      @scottalanmiller said:

      That's why I had to have this thread, I forget some of these!

      Maybe you should start a database of SAM analogies.

      I need to do that too

      At least I started recording the quotes.

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      • lanceL
        lance
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        It is neither rude nor condescending to trust someone and assume that they did use common sense themselves. -Scott Alan Miller

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        • scottalanmillerS
          scottalanmiller @lance
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          @lance said:

          It is neither rude nor condescending to trust someone and assume that they did use common sense themselves. -Scott Alan Miller

          Love it, any idea when or where I originally said it?

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          • lanceL
            lance @scottalanmiller
            last edited by lance

            @scottalanmiller said:

            @lance said:

            It is neither rude nor condescending to trust someone and assume that they did use common sense themselves. -Scott Alan Miller

            Love it, any idea when or where I originally said it?

            It's good stuff. Here is a link https://community.spiceworks.com/topic/122118-virtualization-can-i-host-a-64-bit-vm-on-a-32-bit-host?page=2

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            • MattSpellerM
              MattSpeller
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              Never under-estimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tape on the highway - unknown

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              • scottalanmillerS
                scottalanmiller @MattSpeller
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                @MattSpeller said:

                Never under-estimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tape on the highway - unknown

                –Andrew Tanenbaum

                See a few posts to the north.

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                • MattSpellerM
                  MattSpeller @scottalanmiller
                  last edited by

                  @scottalanmiller good grief that's twice now that I've done that today. Thank you for the correction & attribution.

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                  • gjacobseG
                    gjacobse
                    last edited by

                    ("It's not a bug; it's an undocumented feature!"

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                    • scottalanmillerS
                      scottalanmiller
                      last edited by

                      Just added this one...

                      That's like looking under the hood of your car to figure out why Jiffy Lube isn't open on Sundays.

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                      • DustinB3403D
                        DustinB3403
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                        I don't have to believe in it for you to be lucky

                        Regarding said being very lucky that Cryptolocker didn't spread.

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                        • art_of_shredA
                          art_of_shred Banned
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                          "In a race between a rock and a pig, don't varnish your clams" ~ Dilbert (Elbonian saying)

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                          • MattSpellerM
                            MattSpeller
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                            There's always time to do it right the second time - Unknown, heard on youtube channel AvE

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                            • gjacobseG
                              gjacobse
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                              It’s supposed to be automatic, but actually you have to push this button.

                              –John Brunner

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                              • gjacobseG
                                gjacobse
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                                Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.

                                –Aldous Huxley

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                                • MattSpellerM
                                  MattSpeller @gjacobse
                                  last edited by

                                  @gjacobse said:

                                  Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.

                                  –Aldous Huxley

                                  Scientific progress goes boink - Calvin and Hobbes

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                                  • scottalanmillerS
                                    scottalanmiller @MattSpeller
                                    last edited by

                                    @MattSpeller said:

                                    @gjacobse said:

                                    Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.

                                    –Aldous Huxley

                                    Scientific progress goes boink - Calvin and Hobbes

                                    Less of a quote, more of a book title.

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                                    • MattSpellerM
                                      MattSpeller @scottalanmiller
                                      last edited by

                                      @scottalanmiller couldn't help myself once triggered by the previous post - an excellent book 🙂

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                                      • scottalanmillerS
                                        scottalanmiller
                                        last edited by

                                        I have that book.

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                                        • scottalanmillerS
                                          scottalanmiller
                                          last edited by

                                          Added: "Salesmen are not responsible for doing your due diligence for you."

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                                          • DustinB3403D
                                            DustinB3403
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                                            "It's not our job to train the stupid, just to try and make it stupid proof" - DustinB3403

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