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    • MattSpellerM
      MattSpeller
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      There's always time to do it right the second time - Unknown, heard on youtube channel AvE

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      • gjacobseG
        gjacobse
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        It’s supposed to be automatic, but actually you have to push this button.

        –John Brunner

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        • gjacobseG
          gjacobse
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          Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.

          –Aldous Huxley

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          • MattSpellerM
            MattSpeller @gjacobse
            last edited by

            @gjacobse said:

            Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.

            –Aldous Huxley

            Scientific progress goes boink - Calvin and Hobbes

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            • scottalanmillerS
              scottalanmiller @MattSpeller
              last edited by

              @MattSpeller said:

              @gjacobse said:

              Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.

              –Aldous Huxley

              Scientific progress goes boink - Calvin and Hobbes

              Less of a quote, more of a book title.

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              • MattSpellerM
                MattSpeller @scottalanmiller
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                @scottalanmiller couldn't help myself once triggered by the previous post - an excellent book 🙂

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                • scottalanmillerS
                  scottalanmiller
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                  I have that book.

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                  • scottalanmillerS
                    scottalanmiller
                    last edited by

                    Added: "Salesmen are not responsible for doing your due diligence for you."

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                    • DustinB3403D
                      DustinB3403
                      last edited by DustinB3403

                      "It's not our job to train the stupid, just to try and make it stupid proof" - DustinB3403

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                      • nadnerBN
                        nadnerB @DustinB3403
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                        @DustinB3403 said:

                        "It's not our job to train the stupid, just to try and make it stupid proof" - DustinB3403

                        Nothing is fool proof to the sufficiently talented fool. 😉
                        (I think it might also apply to the stupid)

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                        • JoyJ
                          Joy @DustinB3403
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                          @DustinB3403 said:

                          "It's not our job to train the stupid, just to try and make it stupid proof" - DustinB3403

                          @DustinB3403 Words of Wisdom

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                          • dafyreD
                            dafyre
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                            "If data is valuable enough to be stored, it should be backed up." -- @scottalanmiller

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                            • RobQR
                              RobQ
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                              "Help Help!, I'm stuck in this garage!" -Scott Alan Miller 😉

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                              • scottalanmillerS
                                scottalanmiller @RobQ
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                                @RobQ said:

                                "Help Help!, I'm stuck in this garage!" -Scott Alan Miller 😉

                                I think that the better one was "I can't talk now, if you can't help me get out of this garage and aren't the police I can't talk to you.".... Click.

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                                • dafyreD
                                  dafyre
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                                  "IT Is not a series of checkboxes" --@scottalanmiller

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                                  • DustinB3403D
                                    DustinB3403
                                    last edited by DustinB3403

                                    "You walked into a deli and told the clerk you want meat, you completely left out everything that is relavent to the conversation, like what kind of meat, and how much of it."

                                    This is in reference to asking for help on a powershell query to find Computers names in a Windows Domain.

                                    Me, today 1-5-16

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                                    • dafyreD
                                      dafyre
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                                      We need to quit asking people "How stupid can you be?"... Some folks are taking that as a challenge.

                                      -- Can't remember where I heard that from.

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                                      • gjacobseG
                                        gjacobse @dafyre
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                                        @dafyre said:

                                        We need to quit asking people "How stupid can you be?"... Some folks are taking that as a challenge.

                                        -- Can't remember where I heard that from.

                                        How true....They always rise to the challenge.

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                                        • dafyreD
                                          dafyre @gjacobse
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                                          @gjacobse Or Sink to it, rather.

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