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    • art_of_shredA
      art_of_shred
      last edited by

      "Be smart and put on this hat instead of the usual one."
      By "the usual one", are the referring to the tin foil one, showing how much more comfy it is over its predecessor?

      This smacks of a Dogbert scheme...

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      • RamblingBipedR
        RamblingBiped @Nic
        last edited by

        @Nic said:

        Morgellons

        Sure, why not... We'll just ad a handful of that fancy copper thread stuff that magically makes arthritis disappear. Then we can have a tertiary marketing strategy to treat lock jaw and arthritis of the skull's sutures.

        0_1450720936222_cophands.jpg

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        • scottalanmillerS
          scottalanmiller
          last edited by

          I feel like metal gloves would exacerbate arthritis in any cool situation.

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          • art_of_shredA
            art_of_shred @scottalanmiller
            last edited by

            @scottalanmiller sure, but those look like ninja gloves or something. That's gotta count for something...

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            • scottalanmillerS
              scottalanmiller @art_of_shred
              last edited by

              @art_of_shred said:

              @scottalanmiller sure, but those look like ninja gloves or something. That's gotta count for something...

              until you use them to climb an electric fence.

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              • travisdh1T
                travisdh1
                last edited by

                It's not a Faraday Cage, and it has no connection to ground......

                Must work SO well.

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                • art_of_shredA
                  art_of_shred @travisdh1
                  last edited by

                  @travisdh1 said:

                  It's not a Faraday Cage, and it has no connection to ground......

                  Must work SO well.

                  No, you don't understand. It's got COPPER in it. 😛

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                  • scottalanmillerS
                    scottalanmiller @art_of_shred
                    last edited by

                    @art_of_shred said:

                    @travisdh1 said:

                    It's not a Faraday Cage, and it has no connection to ground......

                    Must work SO well.

                    No, you don't understand. It's got COPPER in it. 😛

                    No, it can't, it's 100% cotton!

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                    • art_of_shredA
                      art_of_shred @scottalanmiller
                      last edited by

                      @scottalanmiller said:

                      @art_of_shred said:

                      @travisdh1 said:

                      It's not a Faraday Cage, and it has no connection to ground......

                      Must work SO well.

                      No, you don't understand. It's got COPPER in it. 😛

                      No, it can't, it's 100% cotton!

                      Reminds me of...
                      (https://www.floridacrystals.com/sustaining-the-environment/carbonfree-110)

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                      • art_of_shredA
                        art_of_shred
                        last edited by

                        Anyone who has taken high school chemistry will feel the urge to facepalm, so be prepared if you click that link.

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                        • RamblingBipedR
                          RamblingBiped @art_of_shred
                          last edited by

                          @art_of_shred Oh good grief... Seriously? Carbon free sugar? 😐

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                          • art_of_shredA
                            art_of_shred @RamblingBiped
                            last edited by

                            @RamblingBiped Yeah. I saw it in my cupboard once and immediately was like, "what the crap is this bs?!?"

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                            • dafyreD
                              dafyre @art_of_shred
                              last edited by

                              @art_of_shred said:

                              @RamblingBiped Yeah. I saw it in my cupboard once and immediately was like, "what the crap is this bs?!?"

                              0_1450733299261_picard_facepalm.jpg

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                              • RamblingBipedR
                                RamblingBiped @dafyre
                                last edited by

                                @dafyre

                                "Computer; earl grey, hot, no carbon."

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                                • MattSpellerM
                                  MattSpeller @scottalanmiller
                                  last edited by MattSpeller

                                  @scottalanmiller said:

                                  @coliver said:

                                  Has there been any proof that radiation effects your sleep? I haven't seen any evidence for it (and lots against it). I have heard about EM radiation at very high levels that would mess with sleep... but that doesn't normally happen.

                                  At very high levels it literally cooks you so....

                                  Indeed, there are even appliances these days using cavity magnetron's to produce 1000's of watts of RF! Unbelievably these appliances work to harvest the natural organic frequency of dihydrogen monoxide molecules which are induced to vibrate!

                                  Can you believe people would use these things? To heat up FOOD? Some are even going on to feed this food to children!!!

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                                  • coliverC
                                    coliver @MattSpeller
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                                    @MattSpeller said:

                                    @scottalanmiller said:

                                    @coliver said:

                                    Has there been any proof that radiation effects your sleep? I haven't seen any evidence for it (and lots against it). I have heard about EM radiation at very high levels that would mess with sleep... but that doesn't normally happen.

                                    At very high levels it literally cooks you so....

                                    Indeed, there are even appliances these days using cavity magnetron's to produce 1000's of watts of RF! Unbelievably these appliances work to harvest the natural organic frequency of dihydrogen monoxide molecules which are induced to vibrate!

                                    Can you believe people would use these things? To heat up FOOD? Some are even going on to feed this food to children!!!

                                    The horror!

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                                    • brianlittlejohnB
                                      brianlittlejohn @MattSpeller
                                      last edited by

                                      @MattSpeller too much of that dihydrogen monoxide is a killer...

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                                      • travisdh1T
                                        travisdh1 @brianlittlejohn
                                        last edited by

                                        @brianlittlejohn said:

                                        @MattSpeller too much of that dihydrogen monoxide is a killer...

                                        That classic "hold your wee for a Wee contest"

                                        We need to ban dihydrogen monoxide!

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                                        • dafyreD
                                          dafyre @brianlittlejohn
                                          last edited by

                                          @brianlittlejohn said:

                                          @MattSpeller too much of that dihydrogen monoxide is a killer...

                                          It can even be used as a weapon!

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                                          • coliverC
                                            coliver @dafyre
                                            last edited by coliver

                                            @dafyre said:

                                            @brianlittlejohn said:

                                            @MattSpeller too much of that dihydrogen monoxide is a killer...

                                            It can even be used as a weapon!

                                            I've heard it is an effective torture device! (for certain values of effective)

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