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    • scottalanmillerS
      scottalanmiller
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      Oh man this is awesome...

      Sleeping - If you sleep with a hat, you can change your old one for Shield. You will be protected against signals essentially one third of a day and your sleep will not be disturbed by unwanted radiation

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      • DashrenderD
        Dashrender
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        LOL - just wow.

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        • coliverC
          coliver
          last edited by

          Has there been any proof that radiation effects your sleep? I haven't seen any evidence for it (and lots against it). I have heard about EM radiation at very high levels that would mess with sleep... but that doesn't normally happen.

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          • DustinB3403D
            DustinB3403
            last edited by

            What I find laughable about that last picture is the earbuds going into his ears....

            Now that's a direct connection for the WiFi Brain Scanning Waves to channel themselves and feed evil thoughts into your mind.

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            • RamblingBipedR
              RamblingBiped
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              As hilariously awful as this is I can totally see myself buying some of these for a few extra special people.

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              • NicN
                Nic @coliver
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                @coliver said:

                Has there been any proof that radiation effects your sleep? I haven't seen any evidence for it (and lots against it). I have heard about EM radiation at very high levels that would mess with sleep... but that doesn't normally happen.

                All the double-blind tests on people claiming EMF allergies find that there is no connection between EMF and their symptoms. It's Munchausen's: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munchausen_syndrome

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                • coliverC
                  coliver @Nic
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                  @Nic said:

                  @coliver said:

                  Has there been any proof that radiation effects your sleep? I haven't seen any evidence for it (and lots against it). I have heard about EM radiation at very high levels that would mess with sleep... but that doesn't normally happen.

                  All the double-blind tests on people claiming EMF allergies find that there is no connection between EMF and their symptoms. It's Munchausen's: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munchausen_syndrome

                  That's what I thought, thanks for the info.

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                  • scottalanmillerS
                    scottalanmiller @coliver
                    last edited by

                    @coliver said:

                    Has there been any proof that radiation effects your sleep? I haven't seen any evidence for it (and lots against it). I have heard about EM radiation at very high levels that would mess with sleep... but that doesn't normally happen.

                    At very high levels it literally cooks you so....

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                    • RamblingBipedR
                      RamblingBiped @Nic
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                      @Nic So maybe we should all start a kickstarter for special hats that help treat Munchausen syndrome?

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                      • NicN
                        Nic @RamblingBiped
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                        @RamblingBiped said:

                        @Nic So maybe we should all start a kickstarter for special hats that help treat Munchausen syndrome?

                        As long as it also works on Morgellons

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                        • coliverC
                          coliver
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                          It's kind of funny... but this is something one of my uncles would love (and not ironically).

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                          • DustinB3403D
                            DustinB3403
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                            I might start a kicker starter campaign to raise money to prove that people are ID10T's.

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                            • art_of_shredA
                              art_of_shred
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                              "Be smart and put on this hat instead of the usual one."
                              By "the usual one", are the referring to the tin foil one, showing how much more comfy it is over its predecessor?

                              This smacks of a Dogbert scheme...

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                              • RamblingBipedR
                                RamblingBiped @Nic
                                last edited by

                                @Nic said:

                                Morgellons

                                Sure, why not... We'll just ad a handful of that fancy copper thread stuff that magically makes arthritis disappear. Then we can have a tertiary marketing strategy to treat lock jaw and arthritis of the skull's sutures.

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                                • scottalanmillerS
                                  scottalanmiller
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                                  I feel like metal gloves would exacerbate arthritis in any cool situation.

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                                  • art_of_shredA
                                    art_of_shred @scottalanmiller
                                    last edited by

                                    @scottalanmiller sure, but those look like ninja gloves or something. That's gotta count for something...

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                                    • scottalanmillerS
                                      scottalanmiller @art_of_shred
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                                      @art_of_shred said:

                                      @scottalanmiller sure, but those look like ninja gloves or something. That's gotta count for something...

                                      until you use them to climb an electric fence.

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                                      • travisdh1T
                                        travisdh1
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                                        It's not a Faraday Cage, and it has no connection to ground......

                                        Must work SO well.

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                                        • art_of_shredA
                                          art_of_shred @travisdh1
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                                          @travisdh1 said:

                                          It's not a Faraday Cage, and it has no connection to ground......

                                          Must work SO well.

                                          No, you don't understand. It's got COPPER in it. 😛

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                                          • scottalanmillerS
                                            scottalanmiller @art_of_shred
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                                            @art_of_shred said:

                                            @travisdh1 said:

                                            It's not a Faraday Cage, and it has no connection to ground......

                                            Must work SO well.

                                            No, you don't understand. It's got COPPER in it. 😛

                                            No, it can't, it's 100% cotton!

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