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    • coliverC
      coliver @Nic
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      @Nic said:

      Well people have been making the obligatory food jokes, but I'm not sure that you'd actually stand a chance of winning with one of those 🙂

      Terminator. She will mow down viruses and spit out the bad code.

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      • PSX_DefectorP
        PSX_Defector @Nic
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        @Nic said:

        Well people have been making the obligatory food jokes, but I'm not sure that you'd actually stand a chance of winning with one of those 🙂

        What, you don't want a cow named Hamburger? Or Veal?

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        • scottalanmillerS
          scottalanmiller
          last edited by

          WebRoot: Keeping it Veal

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          • NicN
            Nic @PSX_Defector
            last edited by

            @PSX_Defector I'd be happy to name the cow Hamburger, but the judges for the contest are the employee's kids who I'm sure don't want to be thinking about how their pet cow is going to end up at the slaughterhouse 🙂

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            • nadnerBN
              nadnerB
              last edited by nadnerB

              Mooreece
              (think Maurice + cow noises)

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              • ?
                A Former User @Minion Queen
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                @Minion-Queen said:

                You can also go the way of cute: Brownie sounds good about now (jeeze I really need to go buy groceries).

                The Brownie after you have some steak?

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                • ?
                  A Former User
                  last edited by

                  Ham (short for Hamburger)
                  Bob
                  Executioner
                  Mad Man
                  Home Skillet
                  Son of a Bull

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                  • nadnerBN
                    nadnerB
                    last edited by

                    Stuart
                    (but think Stew-it)

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                    • tonyshowoffT
                      tonyshowoff
                      last edited by tonyshowoff

                      omfg, so cute I think I just might explode all over my office!

                      Seriously!

                      Maybe "Moo-valong! Nothing to see here!"

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                      • ?
                        A Former User @tonyshowoff
                        last edited by A Former User

                        @tonyshowoff said:

                        might explode all over my office!

                        Don't have a cow! 🙂

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                        • JaredBuschJ
                          JaredBusch @A Former User
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                          @thecreativeone91 said:

                          Don't have a cow! 🙂

                          man.

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                          • IRJI
                            IRJ
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                            I am not sure why, but the name Vince jumps out at me when I see this calf.

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                            • MattSpellerM
                              MattSpeller @dafyre
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                              @dafyre said:

                              Chuck Roaster

                              Several good ones but this is still tops in my book

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                              • thanksajdotcomT
                                thanksajdotcom
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                                My teddy bear that I've had since I was 4 has always been called Bear...so I'm not great at this...that being said...

                                • MooLord
                                • Groot (stolen from @Minion-Queen)
                                • Steve (because, why not?)
                                • Chocolate Milk (Choco for short)
                                • Big Bertha (because it's just a scary, badass name)
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