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    • scottalanmillerS
      scottalanmiller
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      • thwrT
        thwr
        last edited by

        No issue, no problem

        That's what I tell people as a developer when they "report" bugs... usually in any imaginable way except an issue tracker. Can be easily translated to:

        No ticket, no problem.

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        • CCWTechC
          CCWTech
          last edited by

          Troubleshooting printer issues is a pain in the ass. - me

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          • LilAngL
            LilAng
            last edited by

            "I should have stayed in the veterinary world and not switched careers." -Tech1

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            • scottalanmillerS
              scottalanmiller @LilAng
              last edited by

              @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

              "I should have stayed in the veterinary world and not switched careers." -Tech1

              LOL, rough day?

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              • LilAngL
                LilAng @scottalanmiller
                last edited by

                @scottalanmiller said in IT Quotes I Like:

                @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                "I should have stayed in the veterinary world and not switched careers." -Tech1

                LOL, rough day?

                nah, I just miss playing with puppies and kittens all day haha.

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                • CCWTechC
                  CCWTech
                  last edited by CCWTech

                  Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cats!)

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                  • LilAngL
                    LilAng @CCWTech
                    last edited by

                    @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                    Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

                    It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

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                    • CCWTechC
                      CCWTech @LilAng
                      last edited by

                      @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                      @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                      Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

                      It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

                      Dork!

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                      • LilAngL
                        LilAng @CCWTech
                        last edited by

                        @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                        @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                        @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                        Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

                        It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

                        Dork!

                        "I want my mtv" -Sting

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                        • CCWTechC
                          CCWTech @LilAng
                          last edited by

                          @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                          @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                          @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                          @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                          Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

                          It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

                          Dork!

                          "I want my mtv" -Sting

                          Is that an I.T. Quote?

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                          • LilAngL
                            LilAng @CCWTech
                            last edited by

                            @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                            @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                            @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                            @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                            @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                            Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

                            It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

                            Dork!

                            "I want my mtv" -Sting

                            Is that an I.T. Quote?

                            Hell yea.

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                            • ObsolesceO
                              Obsolesce @LilAng
                              last edited by

                              @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                              @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                              @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                              @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                              Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

                              It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

                              Dork!

                              "I want my mtv" -Sting

                              Wasn't that Dire Straits?

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                              • CCWTechC
                                CCWTech @Obsolesce
                                last edited by

                                @tim_g said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

                                It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

                                Dork!

                                "I want my mtv" -Sting

                                Wasn't that Dire Straits?

                                Yes, featuring Sting.

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                                • CCWTechC
                                  CCWTech
                                  last edited by

                                  I can't believe this one isn't here already.

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                                  • Mike DavisM
                                    Mike Davis
                                    last edited by

                                    It's not DNS
                                    There's no way it's DNS
                                    It was DNS

                                    Can't find the original source of that gem.

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                                    • NashBrydgesN
                                      NashBrydges
                                      last edited by

                                      Could be universal and not necessarily IT related but still fits.

                                      "You would be out of your depth in a parking lot puddle" - Unknown

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                                      • DustinB3403D
                                        DustinB3403 @NashBrydges
                                        last edited by

                                        @nashbrydges depending on the puddle...

                                        Has adult language

                                        https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lqqYbWuoVXI

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                                        • scottalanmillerS
                                          scottalanmiller
                                          last edited by

                                          Today's quote from our development intern: "This is kind of unprofessional to use bad language, but why in the holy hell does anyone use anything but rails for any web apps?"

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                                          • travisdh1T
                                            travisdh1 @scottalanmiller
                                            last edited by

                                            @scottalanmiller said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                            Today's quote from our development intern: "This is kind of unprofessional to use bad language, but why in the holy hell does anyone use anything but rails for any web apps?"

                                            Because I've never used Ruby before. Of course the next week and I develop would be my first!

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