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    • scottalanmillerS
      scottalanmiller @Obsolesce
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      @tim_g said in IT Quotes I Like:

      @scottalanmiller said in IT Quotes I Like:

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      What's being referred to?

      Oh shoot, lol.

      RAID 0

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      • travisdh1T
        travisdh1
        last edited by

        More programming than IT, but still, I think we all get it.

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        • scottalanmillerS
          scottalanmiller @travisdh1
          last edited by

          @travisdh1 that's awesome.

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          • pmonchoP
            pmoncho
            last edited by

            [IT] "Exist to work with internal partners to provide better services to the REAL customers" - Bob Lewis

            "Every organization is perfectly designed for the results it gets" - Bob Lewis

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            • scottalanmillerS
              scottalanmiller @scottalanmiller
              last edited by

              Added this...

              There is no Uber, only other people's cars. - Chad Wilson

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              • scottalanmillerS
                scottalanmiller
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                • thwrT
                  thwr
                  last edited by

                  No issue, no problem

                  That's what I tell people as a developer when they "report" bugs... usually in any imaginable way except an issue tracker. Can be easily translated to:

                  No ticket, no problem.

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                  • CCWTechC
                    CCWTech
                    last edited by

                    Troubleshooting printer issues is a pain in the ass. - me

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                    • LilAngL
                      LilAng
                      last edited by

                      "I should have stayed in the veterinary world and not switched careers." -Tech1

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                      • scottalanmillerS
                        scottalanmiller @LilAng
                        last edited by

                        @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                        "I should have stayed in the veterinary world and not switched careers." -Tech1

                        LOL, rough day?

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                        • LilAngL
                          LilAng @scottalanmiller
                          last edited by

                          @scottalanmiller said in IT Quotes I Like:

                          @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                          "I should have stayed in the veterinary world and not switched careers." -Tech1

                          LOL, rough day?

                          nah, I just miss playing with puppies and kittens all day haha.

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                          • CCWTechC
                            CCWTech
                            last edited by CCWTech

                            Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cats!)

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                            • LilAngL
                              LilAng @CCWTech
                              last edited by

                              @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                              Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

                              It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

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                              • CCWTechC
                                CCWTech @LilAng
                                last edited by

                                @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

                                It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

                                Dork!

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                                • LilAngL
                                  LilAng @CCWTech
                                  last edited by

                                  @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                  @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                  @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                  Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

                                  It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

                                  Dork!

                                  "I want my mtv" -Sting

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                                  • CCWTechC
                                    CCWTech @LilAng
                                    last edited by

                                    @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                    @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                    @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                    @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                    Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

                                    It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

                                    Dork!

                                    "I want my mtv" -Sting

                                    Is that an I.T. Quote?

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                                    • LilAngL
                                      LilAng @CCWTech
                                      last edited by

                                      @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                      @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                      @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                      @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                      @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                      Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

                                      It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

                                      Dork!

                                      "I want my mtv" -Sting

                                      Is that an I.T. Quote?

                                      Hell yea.

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                                      • ObsolesceO
                                        Obsolesce @LilAng
                                        last edited by

                                        @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                        @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                        @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                        @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                        Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

                                        It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

                                        Dork!

                                        "I want my mtv" -Sting

                                        Wasn't that Dire Straits?

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                                        • CCWTechC
                                          CCWTech @Obsolesce
                                          last edited by

                                          @tim_g said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                          @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                          @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                          @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                          @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                          Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

                                          It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

                                          Dork!

                                          "I want my mtv" -Sting

                                          Wasn't that Dire Straits?

                                          Yes, featuring Sting.

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                                          • CCWTechC
                                            CCWTech
                                            last edited by

                                            I can't believe this one isn't here already.

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