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    • DustinB3403D
      DustinB3403
      last edited by DustinB3403

      "You walked into a deli and told the clerk you want meat, you completely left out everything that is relavent to the conversation, like what kind of meat, and how much of it."

      This is in reference to asking for help on a powershell query to find Computers names in a Windows Domain.

      Me, today 1-5-16

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      • dafyreD
        dafyre
        last edited by

        We need to quit asking people "How stupid can you be?"... Some folks are taking that as a challenge.

        -- Can't remember where I heard that from.

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        • gjacobseG
          gjacobse @dafyre
          last edited by

          @dafyre said:

          We need to quit asking people "How stupid can you be?"... Some folks are taking that as a challenge.

          -- Can't remember where I heard that from.

          How true....They always rise to the challenge.

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          • dafyreD
            dafyre @gjacobse
            last edited by

            @gjacobse Or Sink to it, rather.

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            • quicky2gQ
              quicky2g
              last edited by

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              • scottalanmillerS
                scottalanmiller
                last edited by

                "Excellence is situational. You can be a star at one place and fired for incompetence at another." True story, @QuinnyPig @DevOpsDaysTLV

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                • NerdyDadN
                  NerdyDad @scottalanmiller
                  last edited by

                  @scottalanmiller said in IT Quotes I Like:

                  "Excellence is situational. You can be a star at one place and fired for incompetence at another." True story, @QuinnyPig @DevOpsDaysTLV

                  Man ain't that the truth. Reverse that and you have my last job and this one.

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                  • NerdyDadN
                    NerdyDad
                    last edited by

                    "The computer is only as smart as its programmer(s)" -Keith "NerdyDad" Baldwin

                    If somebody else has said it before me, please let me know.

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                    • DashrenderD
                      Dashrender @NerdyDad
                      last edited by

                      @NerdyDad said in IT Quotes I Like:

                      "The computer is only as smart as its programmer(s)" -Keith "NerdyDad" Baldwin

                      If somebody else has said it before me, please let me know.

                      LOL I would change the credit to - first person to try to use a program.

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                      • wirestyle22W
                        wirestyle22
                        last edited by

                        "The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do." - B.F. Skinner

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                        • NerdyDadN
                          NerdyDad
                          last edited by

                          "There's no place like 127.0.0.1"

                          0_1481726992542_5d6a_theres_no_place_like_model.jpg

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                          • gjacobseG
                            gjacobse @NerdyDad
                            last edited by

                            @NerdyDad said in IT Quotes I Like:

                            "There's no place like 127.0.0.1"

                            0_1481726992542_5d6a_theres_no_place_like_model.jpg

                            One of those is in my closet,.. and those I mean the shirt - .... no weird people in my closet other than me.

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                            • wirestyle22W
                              wirestyle22 @gjacobse
                              last edited by

                              @gjacobse said in IT Quotes I Like:

                              @NerdyDad said in IT Quotes I Like:

                              "There's no place like 127.0.0.1"

                              0_1481726992542_5d6a_theres_no_place_like_model.jpg

                              One of those is in my closet,.. and those I mean the shirt - .... no weird people in my closet other than me.

                              Likely story

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                              • hobbit666H
                                hobbit666
                                last edited by

                                PICNIC

                                Problem in Chair NOT in computer

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                                • wirestyle22W
                                  wirestyle22 @hobbit666
                                  last edited by

                                  @hobbit666 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                  PICNIC

                                  Problem in Chair NOT in computer

                                  That's a good acronym

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                                  • travisdh1T
                                    travisdh1 @hobbit666
                                    last edited by

                                    @hobbit666 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                    PICNIC

                                    Problem in Chair NOT in computer

                                    I just did a quick search of this thread, and we're missing the other classic!

                                    PEBCAK

                                    Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard

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                                    • ObsolesceO
                                      Obsolesce
                                      last edited by

                                      "If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough." - Einstein

                                      (... although there is argument it wasn't reallysaid by him, see:)

                                      http://skeptics.stackexchange.com/questions/8742/did-einstein-say-if-you-cant-explain-it-simply-you-dont-understand-it-well-en

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                                      • scottalanmillerS
                                        scottalanmiller
                                        last edited by

                                        Just added: "Avoiding planned downtime is planning for unplanned downtime."

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                                        • NashBrydgesN
                                          NashBrydges
                                          last edited by

                                          Not IT specific (Louis Pasteur was credited with this quote in 1854) but absolutely applies...

                                          "Fortune favors the prepared mind".

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                                          • NashBrydgesN
                                            NashBrydges @travisdh1
                                            last edited by

                                            @travisdh1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                            @hobbit666 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                            PICNIC

                                            Problem in Chair NOT in computer

                                            I just did a quick search of this thread, and we're missing the other classic!

                                            PEBCAK

                                            Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard

                                            One of my faves!

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