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Looks like the Nigerians are stepping up their scam game. Got this email in the filter today, too funny not to share:
Subject: STOP CONTACTING THOSE IMPOSTEERS
Sometimes, I do wonder if you are really, really with your
senses. How Could you keep trusting people and at the end
you will loose your hard Earned money, or are you being
deceived by their big names? They Impersonate on many
offices, claiming to be Governors, Directors/Chairmen of
one Office or the other. Their game plan is only just to
extort your hard Earned money. Now, the question is how
long you will continue to be Deceived? Sometimes, they will
issue you fake check, introduce you to fake Diplomatic
delivery, un-existing on-line banking and they will also
fake wire transfer of Your fund with Payment Stop Order and
even send you fake Atm cards etc.
Anyway, by the virtue of my position I have been following
this Transaction from inception and all your efforts
towards realizing the Fund. More often than not, I sit down
and laugh at your ignorance and That of those who claim
they are assisting you, it is very unfortunate That at the
end you loose. Although, I don't blame you because you are
Not here in Nigeria to witness the processing of your
payment in Nigeria. The problem you are having is that you
been told the whole truth About this transaction and it is
because of this truth they decided to Be extorting your
money. The most annoying part is even fraudsters Have
really taken advantage of this opportunity to enrich them
selves At your expense. Those you feel are assisting or
working for you are Your main problems. I know the truth
surrounding this payment and I am The only person who will
deliver you from this long suffering if you will abide by
my advice.
They claim that they are helping you and you forward all
the fraudulent e-mails you receive to them. At the end they
do nothing about the fraudsters. Soon they will ask you to
pay money to receive a compensation of millions of dollars
Do not pay any money to them because they are only
interested in your hard earned money and you will never
receive any compensation in return, they will always keep
coming back to ask for more money.
Please I beseech you to stop pursuit of shadows and being
Deceived. Feel free to contact me immediately you receive
this mail so that I can Explain to you the modus-operandi
guiding the release of your Payment. Do not panic, be rest
assured that this arrangement will be Guided by your
Embassy here in Nigeria.
N/B: You are urgently requested to provide me with the
following information
Full Name:
Address:
Telephone Number:
Passport Or National Identity Copy:Contact me upon the receipt of this mail if you wish to
receive your fund and stop wasting your hard earn money.
I await your urgent response.
Yours Sincerely,
Mr. Ibrahim Mustafa Magu.
CHAIRMAN ECONOMIC & FINANCIAL CRIME COMMISSION -
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@hobbit666 LMFAO that is hilarious.
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@tim_g said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@hobbit666 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
LOL
That's one of the best that I've seen in a while.
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Has to be fake but....
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@scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
Has to be fake but....
My mom had kids bringing [real] handguns and bullets to school -- and these were 5/6 year olds!
This one appears to be fake, I don't doubt the plausibility of it, lol.
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@dafyre said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
Has to be fake but....
My mom had kids bringing [real] handguns and bullets to school -- and these were 5/6 year olds!
This one appears to be fake, I don't doubt the plausibility of it, lol.
It has to be, the salty bit was way too much.
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@scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@dafyre said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
Has to be fake but....
My mom had kids bringing [real] handguns and bullets to school -- and these were 5/6 year olds!
This one appears to be fake, I don't doubt the plausibility of it, lol.
It has to be, the salty bit was way too much.
Ha ha. I didn't even catch that the first go round. Must be lack of caffeine.
