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    • bbigfordB
      bbigford @scottalanmiller
      last edited by bbigford

      @scottalanmiller said in Certifications in the toilet:

      No comments about the terrible keyboard and mouse?

      Is that a desktop being used asa server?

      I hate to ask what the big black box in the corner is.

      Not sure what the desktop does yet... Haven't yet flown to California to check it out (coming weeks, these are just pics from the onsite contact). The black box appears to be a filing cabinet if I zoom in. Because it's next to a drain, and sitting on the floor, it's probably important.

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      • bbigfordB
        bbigford
        last edited by

        Edited original content to reflect an optional phase of the projects... just burn it, salt the land, and start a new.

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        • DustinB3403D
          DustinB3403 @bbigford
          last edited by

          @bbigford so when shit literally hit the fan, they just flushed

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          • scottalanmillerS
            scottalanmiller @DustinB3403
            last edited by

            @dustinb3403 said in Certifications in the toilet:

            @bbigford so when shit literally hit the fan, they just flushed

            The shit and the fan are scarily close to each other there.

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            • JoyJ
              Joy
              last edited by

              I couldn't stop myself laughing seeing this thread
              :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes: :smiling_face_with_open_mouth_closed_eyes:

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              • JaredBuschJ
                JaredBusch @bbigford
                last edited by

                @bbigford said in Certifications in the toilet:

                @scottalanmiller said in Certifications in the toilet:

                No comments about the terrible keyboard and mouse?

                Is that a desktop being used asa server?

                I hate to ask what the big black box in the corner is.

                Not sure what the desktop does yet... Haven't yet flown to California to check it out (coming weeks, these are just pics from the onsite contact). The black box appears to be a filing cabinet if I zoom in. Because it's next to a drain, and sitting on the floor, it's probably important.

                It is a filing cabinet. That is not a floor drain. That is a capped toilet drain.

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                • scottalanmillerS
                  scottalanmiller @JaredBusch
                  last edited by

                  @jaredbusch said in Certifications in the toilet:

                  @bbigford said in Certifications in the toilet:

                  @scottalanmiller said in Certifications in the toilet:

                  No comments about the terrible keyboard and mouse?

                  Is that a desktop being used asa server?

                  I hate to ask what the big black box in the corner is.

                  Not sure what the desktop does yet... Haven't yet flown to California to check it out (coming weeks, these are just pics from the onsite contact). The black box appears to be a filing cabinet if I zoom in. Because it's next to a drain, and sitting on the floor, it's probably important.

                  It is a filing cabinet. That is not a floor drain. That is a capped toilet drain.

                  The bidet drain!

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                  • ObsolesceO
                    Obsolesce
                    last edited by

                    Looks like the toilet has more back-up equipment than the servers!

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                    • scottalanmillerS
                      scottalanmiller
                      last edited by

                      Bigger downloads with a bigger pipe!

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                      • DustinB3403D
                        DustinB3403 @Obsolesce
                        last edited by DustinB3403

                        @obsolesce said in Certifications in the toilet:

                        Looks like the toilet has more back-up equipment than the servers!

                        At least more tools to correct any overrun conditions. . .

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                        • scottalanmillerS
                          scottalanmiller
                          last edited by

                          Someone said to install the server. And they decided to go "in stall".

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                          • DustinB3403D
                            DustinB3403
                            last edited by

                            This system is going to make a splash!

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                            • ObsolesceO
                              Obsolesce
                              last edited by

                              When you're finished in there, you need to be careful where you aim the air freshener or you could down the company!

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                              • scottalanmillerS
                                scottalanmiller
                                last edited by

                                I think this thread is a metaphor for my month.

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                                • black3dynamiteB
                                  black3dynamite @DustinB3403
                                  last edited by

                                  @dustinb3403 said in Certifications in the toilet:

                                  This system is going to make a splash!

                                  Oh, that's just nasty.

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                                  • scottalanmillerS
                                    scottalanmiller
                                    last edited by

                                    This server setup is so bad, it would win a Eurovision server setup contest.

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                                    • ObsolesceO
                                      Obsolesce @scottalanmiller
                                      last edited by

                                      @scottalanmiller said in Certifications in the toilet:

                                      This server setup is so bad, it would win a Eurovision server setup contest.

                                      LOL

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                                      • nadnerBN
                                        nadnerB
                                        last edited by

                                        It just goes to show that your server rack is a good indication of how your company is going...
                                        😉
                                         
                                         
                                        (Works on two levels!)

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