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    Water Closet
    wtf i cant even that is not how that works
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    • ObsolesceO
      Obsolesce @JaredBusch
      last edited by Obsolesce

      @jaredbusch said in I can't even:

      @eddiejennings said in I can't even:

      @nerdydad said in I can't even:

      Literal excerpt from a ticket.

      
      Need your assistance with the following connection for the equipment to be delivered and installed Dec. 09 
      
      Due to the built-in servo amplifier and frequency converter the 
      machines can not be connected directly to an IT network. 
      The IT network must be converted to a TN-S network by an isolating 
      transformer. The machine is connected to the TN-S network.
      
      This is going to a manufacturing machine, but can anybody shed some light as to what I am looking at here?
      

      Why are they using an isolating transformer rather than just a standard flux capacitor?

      That is electrical terminology. TN-S is the typical 2 wire plus ground standard in the US. It has nothing to do with networking. To confuse things, they do use the term network to mean electrical network.

      So by "IT network" and "network", what they really meant was electrical sockets and electrical network?

      No wonder they submitted an IT ticket.

      Their vendor has no idea whey they are saying.

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      • MattSpellerM
        MattSpeller @NerdyDad
        last edited by MattSpeller

        @nerdydad said in I can't even:

        Literal excerpt from a ticket.

        
        Need your assistance with the following connection for the equipment to be delivered and installed Dec. 09 
        
        Due to the built-in servo amplifier and frequency converter the 
        machines can not be connected directly to an IT network. 
        The IT network must be converted to a TN-S network by an isolating 
        transformer. The machine is connected to the TN-S network.
        
        This is going to a manufacturing machine, but can anybody shed some light as to what I am looking at here?
        

        My best translation from wanna be engineer wank:

        This thing is going to put out the motherload of interference and it will scramble the shit out of any standard RJ45. Please help.

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        • EddieJenningsE
          EddieJennings @JaredBusch
          last edited by

          @jaredbusch said in I can't even:

          @eddiejennings said in I can't even:

          @nerdydad said in I can't even:

          Literal excerpt from a ticket.

          
          Need your assistance with the following connection for the equipment to be delivered and installed Dec. 09 
          
          Due to the built-in servo amplifier and frequency converter the 
          machines can not be connected directly to an IT network. 
          The IT network must be converted to a TN-S network by an isolating 
          transformer. The machine is connected to the TN-S network.
          
          This is going to a manufacturing machine, but can anybody shed some light as to what I am looking at here?
          

          Why are they using an isolating transformer rather than just a standard flux capacitor?

          That is electrical terminology. TN-S is the typical 2 wire plus ground standard in the US. It has nothing to do with networking. To confuse things, they do use the term network to mean electrical network.

          Dad! Why do you have to spoil my fun? 😛

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          • scottalanmillerS
            scottalanmiller
            last edited by

            Turns out that he literally asked for everything backwards. Everything he wanted to migrate he didn't mention, and everything he wanted to keep the same he said he wanted to migrate!

            https://community.spiceworks.com/topic/2093268-migrate-access-queries-forms-to-sql

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            • EddieJenningsE
              EddieJennings
              last edited by EddieJennings

              I was just about to post today's gem, when another, greater gem appeared.

              Ticket: Person called office; entered X extension; rather than dialing X extension call was routed back to the main IVR.

              Resolution: Disabled X's extensions's call forwarding which was setup to forward their calls to our toll-free number, which is answered by the main IVR.

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              • JaredBuschJ
                JaredBusch @EddieJennings
                last edited by

                @eddiejennings said in I can't even:

                I was just about to post today's gem, when another, greater gem appeared.

                Ticket: Person called office; entered X extension; rather than dialing X extension call was routed back to the main IVR.

                Resolution: Disabled X's extensions's call forwarding which was setup to forward their calls to our toll-free number, which is answered by the main IVR.

                Correct Resolution: Disable Voicemail and Call forwarding for the user.

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                • scottalanmillerS
                  scottalanmiller
                  last edited by

                  Wow, no responses yet so maybe it'll improve once he does, but damn...

                  VDI that they can't support, QNAP with SSD for seven hosts!!, Hyper-V 2012 (not even R2), Hyper-V as a role, Windows 7 still, etc. Claims "no budget" but is clearly so flushed with money that they are buying just anything and not worried at all about being cost effective.

                  https://community.spiceworks.com/topic/2094013-best-practice-tips-for-vhdx-vm-storage-hyper-v-2012

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                  • ObsolesceO
                    Obsolesce @scottalanmiller
                    last edited by

                    @scottalanmiller It looks like they have tons of money from that list you just mentioned.

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                    • scottalanmillerS
                      scottalanmiller @Obsolesce
                      last edited by

                      @tim_g said in I can't even:

                      @scottalanmiller It looks like they have tons of money from that list you just mentioned.

                      That's what I said to him. He claims no budget, but EVERYTHING he describes is a company flaunting how they can throw money away.

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                      • scottalanmillerS
                        scottalanmiller
                        last edited by

                        Low end single SAN backing five host servers intentionally underloaded to the point of aburdity.

                        https://community.spiceworks.com/topic/2093768-san-box-providers-for-10g-iscsi-connection

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                        • scottalanmillerS
                          scottalanmiller
                          last edited by

                          How is a complete lack of knowing what DNS is so common in IT? Of all things, it's so simple and so commonly totally misunderstood.

                          https://community.spiceworks.com/topic/2094090-pointing-domain-name-to-our-public-ip

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                          • stacksofplatesS
                            stacksofplates @scottalanmiller
                            last edited by

                            @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                            How is a complete lack of knowing what DNS is so common in IT? Of all things, it's so simple and so commonly totally misunderstood.

                            https://community.spiceworks.com/topic/2094090-pointing-domain-name-to-our-public-ip

                            Maybe I’m obtuse but what’s the use case for plain FTP any more? If you need to receive use SFTP if you’re just handing out stuff use HTTPS. There must be some reason I just can’t see it.

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                            • stacksofplatesS
                              stacksofplates @stacksofplates
                              last edited by

                              @stacksofplates said in I can't even:

                              @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                              How is a complete lack of knowing what DNS is so common in IT? Of all things, it's so simple and so commonly totally misunderstood.

                              https://community.spiceworks.com/topic/2094090-pointing-domain-name-to-our-public-ip

                              Maybe I’m obtuse but what’s the use case for plain FTP any more? If you need to receive use SFTP if you’re just handing out stuff use HTTPS. There must be some reason I just can’t see it.

                              Well quotes from mobile are still broken.

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                              • scottalanmillerS
                                scottalanmiller @stacksofplates
                                last edited by

                                @stacksofplates said in I can't even:

                                @stacksofplates said in I can't even:

                                @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                                How is a complete lack of knowing what DNS is so common in IT? Of all things, it's so simple and so commonly totally misunderstood.

                                https://community.spiceworks.com/topic/2094090-pointing-domain-name-to-our-public-ip

                                Maybe I’m obtuse but what’s the use case for plain FTP any more? If you need to receive use SFTP if you’re just handing out stuff use HTTPS. There must be some reason I just can’t see it.

                                Well quotes from mobile are still broken.

                                Oh poop 😞

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                                • scottalanmillerS
                                  scottalanmiller
                                  last edited by

                                  Emoji work, though.

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                                  • scottalanmillerS
                                    scottalanmiller
                                    last edited by

                                    Do links like voip.ms?

                                    Yes they do.

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                                    • scottalanmillerS
                                      scottalanmiller
                                      last edited by

                                      Check the quotes now, I think we found the issue.

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                                      • JaredBuschJ
                                        JaredBusch @scottalanmiller
                                        last edited by JaredBusch

                                        @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                                        Check the quotes now, I think we found the issue.

                                        🙂 SO what was it?

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                                        • scottalanmillerS
                                          scottalanmiller @JaredBusch
                                          last edited by

                                          @jaredbusch said in I can't even:

                                          @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                                          Check the quotes now, I think we found the issue.

                                          🙂 SO what was it?

                                          There is an extra plugin that is needed, but I've not seen mentioned yet. The Android Emoji pack. Without it, links and emoji don't work. Add it in, and boom, they work.

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                                          • gjacobseG
                                            gjacobse
                                            last edited by

                                            I just can't....

                                            http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/12/01/surveillance-video-shows-amazon-contractor-defecating-in-gutter.html

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