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    Water Closet
    wtf i cant even that is not how that works
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    • dbeatoD
      dbeato @CCWTech
      last edited by

      @ccwtech said in I can't even:

      This was posted on a data recovery group I am a member of. (this didn't happen to me, but it's worth a share)

      *I just had a client bring in a Surface Pro for data recovery. She said she had just come from the Microsoft store where she took it because it was no longer powering on. The tech at the Microsoft store took the Surface, smacked it really hard on the back 15 times right in front of the client, and then tried to power it on. When it did not power on he handed it back to the client and told them 'looks like you are going to need data recovery'.

      It's nice to know that Microsoft is using such high tech troubleshooting techniques.

      Hopefully it made you laugh as much as it did me.*

      That's bad man, it is incompetence at a high level. Hitting technology devices does not fix things actually makes it worst in most cases.

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      • momurdaM
        momurda @dbeato
        last edited by

        @dbeato Except for printers. Beating them always works.

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        • dafyreD
          dafyre @momurda
          last edited by

          @momurda said in I can't even:

          @dbeato Except for printers. Beating them always works.

          If it doesn't, you're not hitting it hard enough.

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          • DustinB3403D
            DustinB3403 @dafyre
            last edited by

            @dafyre said in I can't even:

            @momurda said in I can't even:

            @dbeato Except for printers. Beating them always works.

            If it doesn't, you're not hitting it hard enough.

            Obligatory.

            Youtube Video

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            • dbeatoD
              dbeato @momurda
              last edited by

              @momurda said in I can't even:

              @dbeato Except for printers. Beating them always works.

              Of course and then you hear the paper clip sliding down.

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              • hobbit666H
                hobbit666
                last edited by

                Just seen this on 🌶
                2 node Hyper-v 2016 cluster + san setup questions

                Basically he's got (hardware already there) two servers and a SAN with SAS connectors

                What's to setup a failover cluster but is talking about installing win2016 on bare metal connecting to the San then hyper v role.

                Oh deer lol

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                • dbeatoD
                  dbeato @hobbit666
                  last edited by

                  @hobbit666 said in I can't even:

                  Just seen this on 🌶
                  2 node Hyper-v 2016 cluster + san setup questions

                  Basically he's got (hardware already there) two servers and a SAN with SAS connectors

                  What's to setup a failover cluster but is talking about installing win2016 on bare metal connecting to the San then hyper v role.

                  Oh deer lol

                  I believe I answered on that question.

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                  • hobbit666H
                    hobbit666 @dbeato
                    last edited by

                    @dbeato Yes you did, wasn't sure if that was you 🙂

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                    • dbeatoD
                      dbeato @hobbit666
                      last edited by

                      @hobbit666 said in I can't even:

                      @dbeato Yes you did, wasn't sure if that was you 🙂

                      Yep, awake all night so might as well post

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                      • scottalanmillerS
                        scottalanmiller @dbeato
                        last edited by

                        @dbeato said in I can't even:

                        @hobbit666 said in I can't even:

                        @dbeato Yes you did, wasn't sure if that was you 🙂

                        Yep, awake all night so might as well post

                        How is the wife and little girl doing?

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                        • dbeatoD
                          dbeato @scottalanmiller
                          last edited by

                          @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                          @dbeato said in I can't even:

                          @hobbit666 said in I can't even:

                          @dbeato Yes you did, wasn't sure if that was you 🙂

                          Yep, awake all night so might as well post

                          How is the wife and little girl doing?

                          They are doing well, checking on the three other kids.

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                          • scottalanmillerS
                            scottalanmiller @dbeato
                            last edited by

                            @dbeato said in I can't even:

                            @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                            @dbeato said in I can't even:

                            @hobbit666 said in I can't even:

                            @dbeato Yes you did, wasn't sure if that was you 🙂

                            Yep, awake all night so might as well post

                            How is the wife and little girl doing?

                            They are doing well, checking on the three other kids.

                            They excited to have a fourth member of the team?

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                            • dbeatoD
                              dbeato @scottalanmiller
                              last edited by

                              @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                              @dbeato said in I can't even:

                              @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                              @dbeato said in I can't even:

                              @hobbit666 said in I can't even:

                              @dbeato Yes you did, wasn't sure if that was you 🙂

                              Yep, awake all night so might as well post

                              How is the wife and little girl doing?

                              They are doing well, checking on the three other kids.

                              They excited to have a fourth member of the team?

                              Yes, they are like why are they not here dad. I told them tonight she will come.

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                              • scottalanmillerS
                                scottalanmiller @dbeato
                                last edited by

                                @dbeato said in I can't even:

                                @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                                @dbeato said in I can't even:

                                @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                                @dbeato said in I can't even:

                                @hobbit666 said in I can't even:

                                @dbeato Yes you did, wasn't sure if that was you 🙂

                                Yep, awake all night so might as well post

                                How is the wife and little girl doing?

                                They are doing well, checking on the three other kids.

                                They excited to have a fourth member of the team?

                                Yes, they are like why are they not here dad. I told them tonight she will come.

                                Ha, that's pretty fast lol

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                                • dbeatoD
                                  dbeato @scottalanmiller
                                  last edited by

                                  @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                                  @dbeato said in I can't even:

                                  @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                                  @dbeato said in I can't even:

                                  @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                                  @dbeato said in I can't even:

                                  @hobbit666 said in I can't even:

                                  @dbeato Yes you did, wasn't sure if that was you 🙂

                                  Yep, awake all night so might as well post

                                  How is the wife and little girl doing?

                                  They are doing well, checking on the three other kids.

                                  They excited to have a fourth member of the team?

                                  Yes, they are like why are they not here dad. I told them tonight she will come.

                                  Ha, that's pretty fast lol

                                  Yeah, usually 24 hours

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                                  • CCWTechC
                                    CCWTech
                                    last edited by

                                    8 minutes into a call where the person who had the problem isn't available and the receptionist is trying to explain the problem with their server not being on the network.... "So is the server good now?"

                                    I explained that I just got on the phone and haven't even had a chance to do much yet.

                                    "Oh of course, I understand"

                                    2 minutes later... "Is the server good now?"

                                    I can't even.... Geeze

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                                      taurex
                                      last edited by

                                      0_1523766051033_20180115_194404.jpg

                                      I came across this WTF configuration in one of the local medical centres. Two low-end Sophos boxes are behind a $20 switch that is also connected to the single fibre Internet connection provided by an Ethernet demarc device (not shown on the image). Apparently, each firewall is set up to serve 50% of the available WAN bandwidth to their tenants...

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                                      • scottalanmillerS
                                        scottalanmiller @taurex
                                        last edited by

                                        @taurex said in I can't even:

                                        0_1523766051033_20180115_194404.jpg

                                        I came across this WTF configuration in one of the local medical centres. Two low-end Sophos boxes are behind a $20 switch that is also connected to the single fibre Internet connection provided by an Ethernet demarc device (not shown on the image). Apparently, each firewall is set up to serve 50% of the available WAN bandwidth to their tenants...

                                        LOL. I'll echo.... WTF

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                                        • travisdh1T
                                          travisdh1 @scottalanmiller
                                          last edited by

                                          @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                                          @taurex said in I can't even:

                                          0_1523766051033_20180115_194404.jpg

                                          I came across this WTF configuration in one of the local medical centres. Two low-end Sophos boxes are behind a $20 switch that is also connected to the single fibre Internet connection provided by an Ethernet demarc device (not shown on the image). Apparently, each firewall is set up to serve 50% of the available WAN bandwidth to their tenants...

                                          LOL. I'll echo.... WTF

                                          Here I've been annoyed with just one Sophos firewall!

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                                          • wirestyle22W
                                            wirestyle22 @travisdh1
                                            last edited by

                                            @travisdh1 said in I can't even:

                                            @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                                            @taurex said in I can't even:

                                            0_1523766051033_20180115_194404.jpg

                                            I came across this WTF configuration in one of the local medical centres. Two low-end Sophos boxes are behind a $20 switch that is also connected to the single fibre Internet connection provided by an Ethernet demarc device (not shown on the image). Apparently, each firewall is set up to serve 50% of the available WAN bandwidth to their tenants...

                                            LOL. I'll echo.... WTF

                                            Here I've been annoyed with just one Sophos firewall!

                                            I thought Sophos was pretty good, just expensive?

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