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    Water Closet
    wtf i cant even that is not how that works
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    • stacksofplatesS
      stacksofplates @scottalanmiller
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      @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

      @ccwtech said in I can't even:

      The tech responded by posting a link to a CISCO article covering very large enterprise environments. He's dealing with offices of 20 computers or less and can't understand why SMB would be any different than a significantly big enterprise network.

      Even there, it's not for performance. You can have a million phone users and VLAN isn't for performance. You want VLANs, but for management purposes. It would be a nightmare to manage otherwise. But that's very different from performance.

      Right. We have many but it's for management and security.

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      • scottalanmillerS
        scottalanmiller @stacksofplates
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        @stacksofplates said in I can't even:

        @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

        @ccwtech said in I can't even:

        The tech responded by posting a link to a CISCO article covering very large enterprise environments. He's dealing with offices of 20 computers or less and can't understand why SMB would be any different than a significantly big enterprise network.

        Even there, it's not for performance. You can have a million phone users and VLAN isn't for performance. You want VLANs, but for management purposes. It would be a nightmare to manage otherwise. But that's very different from performance.

        Right. We have many but it's for management and security.

        Exactly. They certainly have their place. Generally for management, sometimes for security, but that's about it. This weird obsession with VLANs on tiny networks for "performance" is just bizarre.

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        • stacksofplatesS
          stacksofplates @scottalanmiller
          last edited by stacksofplates

          @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

          @stacksofplates said in I can't even:

          @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

          @ccwtech said in I can't even:

          The tech responded by posting a link to a CISCO article covering very large enterprise environments. He's dealing with offices of 20 computers or less and can't understand why SMB would be any different than a significantly big enterprise network.

          Even there, it's not for performance. You can have a million phone users and VLAN isn't for performance. You want VLANs, but for management purposes. It would be a nightmare to manage otherwise. But that's very different from performance.

          Right. We have many but it's for management and security.

          Exactly. They certainly have their place. Generally for management, sometimes for security, but that's about it. This weird obsession with VLANs on tiny networks for "performance" is just bizarre.

          Some is also management and security together if that makes sense. Like someone accidentally brings up a "rogue" DHCP server, it will only affect that specific VLAN. It could be malicious but a lot of times it's security for yourself in case of an accident.

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          • scottalanmillerS
            scottalanmiller @stacksofplates
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            @stacksofplates said in I can't even:

            @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

            @stacksofplates said in I can't even:

            @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

            @ccwtech said in I can't even:

            The tech responded by posting a link to a CISCO article covering very large enterprise environments. He's dealing with offices of 20 computers or less and can't understand why SMB would be any different than a significantly big enterprise network.

            Even there, it's not for performance. You can have a million phone users and VLAN isn't for performance. You want VLANs, but for management purposes. It would be a nightmare to manage otherwise. But that's very different from performance.

            Right. We have many but it's for management and security.

            Exactly. They certainly have their place. Generally for management, sometimes for security, but that's about it. This weird obsession with VLANs on tiny networks for "performance" is just bizarre.

            Some is also management and security together if that makes sense. Like someone accidentally brings up a "rogue" DHCP server, it will only affect that specific VLAN. It could be malicious but a lot of times it's security for yourself in case of an accident.

            Sure. And sometimes people just want "ease of management" for some aspect of VoIP. Which isn't needed, but might "make sense" in their scenario. It can happen. But once they claim performance..... that's where we know they've lost it.

            Same logic is why we don't use VLANs with SANs. We use dedicated hardware when doing that.

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            • CCWTechC
              CCWTech
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              This was posted on a data recovery group I am a member of. (this didn't happen to me, but it's worth a share)

              *I just had a client bring in a Surface Pro for data recovery. She said she had just come from the Microsoft store where she took it because it was no longer powering on. The tech at the Microsoft store took the Surface, smacked it really hard on the back 15 times right in front of the client, and then tried to power it on. When it did not power on he handed it back to the client and told them 'looks like you are going to need data recovery'.

              It's nice to know that Microsoft is using such high tech troubleshooting techniques.

              Hopefully it made you laugh as much as it did me.*

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              • DustinB3403D
                DustinB3403 @CCWTech
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                @ccwtech said in I can't even:

                This was posted on a data recovery group I am a member of. (this didn't happen to me, but it's worth a share)

                *I just had a client bring in a Surface Pro for data recovery. She said she had just come from the Microsoft store where she took it because it was no longer powering on. The tech at the Microsoft store took the Surface, smacked it really hard on the back 15 times right in front of the client, and then tried to power it on. When it did not power on he handed it back to the client and told them 'looks like you are going to need data recovery'.

                It's nice to know that Microsoft is using such high tech troubleshooting techniques.

                Hopefully it made you laugh as much as it did me.*

                Are you sure she didn't take it to Best Buy?! wtf . . .

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                • CCWTechC
                  CCWTech @DustinB3403
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                  @dustinb3403 I know right!? @tech1 says she would have hit him 15 times and then said, 'looks like you're going to need a hospital'.

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                  • DustinB3403D
                    DustinB3403 @CCWTech
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                    @ccwtech said in I can't even:

                    @dustinb3403 I know right!? @tech1 says she would have hit him 15 times and then said, 'looks like you're going to need a hospital'.

                    haha... right. Let me just hit you repeatedly and tell you to go find some support. . .

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                    • scottalanmillerS
                      scottalanmiller @CCWTech
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                      @ccwtech said in I can't even:

                      This was posted on a data recovery group I am a member of. (this didn't happen to me, but it's worth a share)

                      *I just had a client bring in a Surface Pro for data recovery. She said she had just come from the Microsoft store where she took it because it was no longer powering on. The tech at the Microsoft store took the Surface, smacked it really hard on the back 15 times right in front of the client, and then tried to power it on. When it did not power on he handed it back to the client and told them 'looks like you are going to need data recovery'.

                      It's nice to know that Microsoft is using such high tech troubleshooting techniques.

                      Hopefully it made you laugh as much as it did me.*

                      I've been to an MS store before. The "I can't even" should be that she set foot in the place.

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                      • dbeatoD
                        dbeato @CCWTech
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                        @ccwtech said in I can't even:

                        This was posted on a data recovery group I am a member of. (this didn't happen to me, but it's worth a share)

                        *I just had a client bring in a Surface Pro for data recovery. She said she had just come from the Microsoft store where she took it because it was no longer powering on. The tech at the Microsoft store took the Surface, smacked it really hard on the back 15 times right in front of the client, and then tried to power it on. When it did not power on he handed it back to the client and told them 'looks like you are going to need data recovery'.

                        It's nice to know that Microsoft is using such high tech troubleshooting techniques.

                        Hopefully it made you laugh as much as it did me.*

                        That's bad man, it is incompetence at a high level. Hitting technology devices does not fix things actually makes it worst in most cases.

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                        • momurdaM
                          momurda @dbeato
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                          @dbeato Except for printers. Beating them always works.

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                          • dafyreD
                            dafyre @momurda
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                            @momurda said in I can't even:

                            @dbeato Except for printers. Beating them always works.

                            If it doesn't, you're not hitting it hard enough.

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                            • DustinB3403D
                              DustinB3403 @dafyre
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                              @dafyre said in I can't even:

                              @momurda said in I can't even:

                              @dbeato Except for printers. Beating them always works.

                              If it doesn't, you're not hitting it hard enough.

                              Obligatory.

                              Youtube Video

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                              • dbeatoD
                                dbeato @momurda
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                                @momurda said in I can't even:

                                @dbeato Except for printers. Beating them always works.

                                Of course and then you hear the paper clip sliding down.

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                                • hobbit666H
                                  hobbit666
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                                  Just seen this on 🌶
                                  2 node Hyper-v 2016 cluster + san setup questions

                                  Basically he's got (hardware already there) two servers and a SAN with SAS connectors

                                  What's to setup a failover cluster but is talking about installing win2016 on bare metal connecting to the San then hyper v role.

                                  Oh deer lol

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                                  • dbeatoD
                                    dbeato @hobbit666
                                    last edited by

                                    @hobbit666 said in I can't even:

                                    Just seen this on 🌶
                                    2 node Hyper-v 2016 cluster + san setup questions

                                    Basically he's got (hardware already there) two servers and a SAN with SAS connectors

                                    What's to setup a failover cluster but is talking about installing win2016 on bare metal connecting to the San then hyper v role.

                                    Oh deer lol

                                    I believe I answered on that question.

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                                    • hobbit666H
                                      hobbit666 @dbeato
                                      last edited by

                                      @dbeato Yes you did, wasn't sure if that was you 🙂

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                                      • dbeatoD
                                        dbeato @hobbit666
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                                        @hobbit666 said in I can't even:

                                        @dbeato Yes you did, wasn't sure if that was you 🙂

                                        Yep, awake all night so might as well post

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                                        • scottalanmillerS
                                          scottalanmiller @dbeato
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                                          @dbeato said in I can't even:

                                          @hobbit666 said in I can't even:

                                          @dbeato Yes you did, wasn't sure if that was you 🙂

                                          Yep, awake all night so might as well post

                                          How is the wife and little girl doing?

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                                          • dbeatoD
                                            dbeato @scottalanmiller
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                                            @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                                            @dbeato said in I can't even:

                                            @hobbit666 said in I can't even:

                                            @dbeato Yes you did, wasn't sure if that was you 🙂

                                            Yep, awake all night so might as well post

                                            How is the wife and little girl doing?

                                            They are doing well, checking on the three other kids.

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