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    Water Closet
    wtf i cant even that is not how that works
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    • scottalanmillerS
      scottalanmiller
      last edited by

      If that is hours, it's 250 days. Still too long, but not so insane.

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      • gjacobseG
        gjacobse @scottalanmiller
        last edited by

        @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

        We just found this on a server of a customer...

        0_1522358560969_photo_2018-03-29_16-22-14.jpg

        damn - you beat me too it.

        But I think it's

        HOURS:MINUTES:Seconds
        

        so 252 days

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        • gjacobseG
          gjacobse @popester
          last edited by

          @popester said in I can't even:

          @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

          That's 16.5 years!

          Thats like NT 4 right?

          Server 2008 is what it is...

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          • CCWTechC
            CCWTech
            last edited by

            Unless the OS has been around 16 years it has to be hours.

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            • gjacobseG
              gjacobse
              last edited by

              Oh God- how is this thing still running...

              0_1522367112353_3b12d1d2-9cce-42c4-b98e-39cbc1e6d311-image.png

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              • dbeatoD
                dbeato @gjacobse
                last edited by

                @gjacobse said in I can't even:

                Oh God- how is this thing still running...

                0_1522367112353_3b12d1d2-9cce-42c4-b98e-39cbc1e6d311-image.png

                Mmm welcome to SMB πŸ˜‰

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                • ObsolesceO
                  Obsolesce @dbeato
                  last edited by

                  @dbeato said in I can't even:

                  @gjacobse said in I can't even:

                  Oh God- how is this thing still running...

                  0_1522367112353_3b12d1d2-9cce-42c4-b98e-39cbc1e6d311-image.png

                  Mmm welcome to SMB πŸ˜‰

                  Large enterprises don't patch either. Wannacry lately?

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                  • dbeatoD
                    dbeato @Obsolesce
                    last edited by

                    @tim_g said in I can't even:

                    @dbeato said in I can't even:

                    @gjacobse said in I can't even:

                    Oh God- how is this thing still running...

                    0_1522367112353_3b12d1d2-9cce-42c4-b98e-39cbc1e6d311-image.png

                    Mmm welcome to SMB πŸ˜‰

                    Large enterprises don't patch either. Wannacry lately?

                    Same πŸ™‚ but still you got a point.

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                    • scottalanmillerS
                      scottalanmiller
                      last edited by

                      Found this old article...

                      Talks about the greatest people in IT. And, like I've spoken about, not one of these people ever came close to ever working in IT. marketing people, programmers, business people, all kinds of things, but no IT. Even Computer Weekly can't identify an IT pro to save their lives.

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                      • DashrenderD
                        Dashrender @scottalanmiller
                        last edited by

                        @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                        Found this old article...

                        Talks about the greatest people in IT. And, like I've spoken about, not one of these people ever came close to ever working in IT. marketing people, programmers, business people, all kinds of things, but no IT. Even Computer Weekly can't identify an IT pro to save their lives.

                        Yeah - it's why normals lump anyone who works even remotely close to tech into the IT department.

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                        • DustinB3403D
                          DustinB3403 @Dashrender
                          last edited by

                          @dashrender said in I can't even:

                          @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                          Found this old article...

                          Talks about the greatest people in IT. And, like I've spoken about, not one of these people ever came close to ever working in IT. marketing people, programmers, business people, all kinds of things, but no IT. Even Computer Weekly can't identify an IT pro to save their lives.

                          Yeah - it's why normals lump anyone who works even remotely close to tech into the IT department.

                          With that approach anyone who uses a toilet must be a plumber!

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                          • scottalanmillerS
                            scottalanmiller @Dashrender
                            last edited by

                            @dashrender said in I can't even:

                            @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                            Found this old article...

                            Talks about the greatest people in IT. And, like I've spoken about, not one of these people ever came close to ever working in IT. marketing people, programmers, business people, all kinds of things, but no IT. Even Computer Weekly can't identify an IT pro to save their lives.

                            Yeah - it's why normals lump anyone who works even remotely close to tech into the IT department.

                            I take it you feel that all of 🌢 is normals, not IT. As when asked to vote, a nearly identical list came up from so called IT people themselves, lol.

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                            • scottalanmillerS
                              scottalanmiller @DustinB3403
                              last edited by

                              @dustinb3403 said in I can't even:

                              @dashrender said in I can't even:

                              @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                              Found this old article...

                              Talks about the greatest people in IT. And, like I've spoken about, not one of these people ever came close to ever working in IT. marketing people, programmers, business people, all kinds of things, but no IT. Even Computer Weekly can't identify an IT pro to save their lives.

                              Yeah - it's why normals lump anyone who works even remotely close to tech into the IT department.

                              With that approach anyone who uses a toilet must be a plumber!

                              Anyone who OWNS one, more like it. Some of those people we don't know if they ever even used a computer!

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                              • coliverC
                                coliver @scottalanmiller
                                last edited by

                                @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                                Found this old article...

                                Talks about the greatest people in IT. And, like I've spoken about, not one of these people ever came close to ever working in IT. marketing people, programmers, business people, all kinds of things, but no IT. Even Computer Weekly can't identify an IT pro to save their lives.

                                A lot of those people started on development... Then moved to business and marketing.

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                                • scottalanmillerS
                                  scottalanmiller @coliver
                                  last edited by

                                  @coliver said in I can't even:

                                  @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                                  Found this old article...

                                  Talks about the greatest people in IT. And, like I've spoken about, not one of these people ever came close to ever working in IT. marketing people, programmers, business people, all kinds of things, but no IT. Even Computer Weekly can't identify an IT pro to save their lives.

                                  A lot of those people started on development... Then moved to business and marketing.

                                  Right. Development isn’t IT. Totally different things.

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                                  • scottalanmillerS
                                    scottalanmiller
                                    last edited by

                                    It’s like asking who is a famous mechanic, and being told the names of people who designed factories or financed car companies. Not someone whoever fixed a car.

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                                    • scottalanmillerS
                                      scottalanmiller
                                      last edited by

                                      Example: Bill Gates is the closest on the list and never did IT ever.

                                      Today Bill Gates pays for and oversees malaria research.

                                      Is he now the worlds most famous doctor?

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                                      • dafyreD
                                        dafyre @scottalanmiller
                                        last edited by

                                        @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                                        @dustinb3403 said in I can't even:

                                        @dashrender said in I can't even:

                                        @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                                        Found this old article...

                                        Talks about the greatest people in IT. And, like I've spoken about, not one of these people ever came close to ever working in IT. marketing people, programmers, business people, all kinds of things, but no IT. Even Computer Weekly can't identify an IT pro to save their lives.

                                        Yeah - it's why normals lump anyone who works even remotely close to tech into the IT department.

                                        With that approach anyone who uses a toilet must be a plumber!

                                        Anyone who OWNS one, more like it. Some of those people we don't know if they ever even used a computer!

                                        Hey, loo, I can draw a smiley face on my TI-84 Calculator. That means I work in IT, right?

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                                        • mlnewsM
                                          mlnews @dafyre
                                          last edited by

                                          @dafyre said in I can't even:

                                          @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                                          @dustinb3403 said in I can't even:

                                          @dashrender said in I can't even:

                                          @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                                          Found this old article...

                                          Talks about the greatest people in IT. And, like I've spoken about, not one of these people ever came close to ever working in IT. marketing people, programmers, business people, all kinds of things, but no IT. Even Computer Weekly can't identify an IT pro to save their lives.

                                          Yeah - it's why normals lump anyone who works even remotely close to tech into the IT department.

                                          With that approach anyone who uses a toilet must be a plumber!

                                          Anyone who OWNS one, more like it. Some of those people we don't know if they ever even used a computer!

                                          Hey, loo, I can draw a smiley face on my TI-84 Calculator. That means I work in IT, right?

                                          TI, IT, same letters.

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                                          • dafyreD
                                            dafyre @mlnews
                                            last edited by

                                            @mlnews said in I can't even:

                                            @dafyre said in I can't even:

                                            @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                                            @dustinb3403 said in I can't even:

                                            @dashrender said in I can't even:

                                            @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                                            Found this old article...

                                            Talks about the greatest people in IT. And, like I've spoken about, not one of these people ever came close to ever working in IT. marketing people, programmers, business people, all kinds of things, but no IT. Even Computer Weekly can't identify an IT pro to save their lives.

                                            Yeah - it's why normals lump anyone who works even remotely close to tech into the IT department.

                                            With that approach anyone who uses a toilet must be a plumber!

                                            Anyone who OWNS one, more like it. Some of those people we don't know if they ever even used a computer!

                                            Hey, loo, I can draw a smiley face on my TI-84 Calculator. That means I work in IT, right?

                                            TI, IT, same letters.

                                            I can accept this answer.

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