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    • dafyreD
      dafyre
      last edited by

      Here's the obligatory training manual...

      0_1452634627807_how_to_even.jpg

      (I'll eventually get tired of posting this... maybe).

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      • gjacobseG
        gjacobse
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        0_1452635633165_cant[1].jpg

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        • NicN
          Nic
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          I can't even:
          http://motherboard.vice.com/read/we-talked-to-a-witch-who-casts-viruses-out-of-computers-with-magic

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          • dafyreD
            dafyre @Nic
            last edited by

            @Nic said:

            I can't even:
            http://motherboard.vice.com/read/we-talked-to-a-witch-who-casts-viruses-out-of-computers-with-magic

            Sounds like a good fantasy / scifi movie...

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            • RamblingBipedR
              RamblingBiped @Nic
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              @Nic said:

              I can't even:
              http://motherboard.vice.com/read/we-talked-to-a-witch-who-casts-viruses-out-of-computers-with-magic

              Replace "Wiccan" with "Christian" and " The Spiral Dance" with "The Bible" and I think the Donald has a running mate.

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              • DustinB3403D
                DustinB3403
                last edited by

                I can't even.... Curtis!!

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                • DustinB3403D
                  DustinB3403
                  last edited by

                  Portable VM's

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                  • JaredBuschJ
                    JaredBusch @DustinB3403
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                    @DustinB3403 said:

                    Portable VM's

                    Nothing in that thread is "I can't even" except your posts. And you bailed rudely.

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                    • scottalanmillerS
                      scottalanmiller
                      last edited by

                      I love dealing with someone who has a DEGREE in Cybersecurity, claims to be an experienced system administrator, yet doesn't even know what an SPF record is for email and leaves it blank - even after being taught how to do it. And then puts the wrong data in from the wrong vendor because they don't know how to follow directions or what it is for.

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                        1337 @scottalanmiller
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                        @scottalanmiller said in I Cant Even...:

                        I love dealing with someone who has a DEGREE in Cybersecurity, claims to be an experienced system administrator, yet doesn't even know what an SPF record is for email and leaves it blank - even after being taught how to do it. And then puts the wrong data in from the wrong vendor because they don't know how to follow directions or what it is for.

                        It's fun stuff for sure. We do a hard bounce on all incoming email with SPF failures. Wish Microsoft and Google would do that too, because it's a wake up call for people.

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                        • travisdh1T
                          travisdh1 @scottalanmiller
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                          @scottalanmiller said in I Cant Even...:

                          I love dealing with someone who has a DEGREE in Cybersecurity, claims to be an experienced system administrator, yet doesn't even know what an SPF record is for email and leaves it blank - even after being taught how to do it. And then puts the wrong data in from the wrong vendor because they don't know how to follow directions or what it is for.

                          The number of people that have no idea what SPF or DKIM are is just crazy. Nobody I've tried to deal with either has had a clue what I was even talking about.

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                          • scottalanmillerS
                            scottalanmiller @1337
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                            @Pete-S said in I Cant Even...:

                            @scottalanmiller said in I Cant Even...:

                            I love dealing with someone who has a DEGREE in Cybersecurity, claims to be an experienced system administrator, yet doesn't even know what an SPF record is for email and leaves it blank - even after being taught how to do it. And then puts the wrong data in from the wrong vendor because they don't know how to follow directions or what it is for.

                            It's fun stuff for sure. We do a hard bounce on all incoming email with SPF failures. Wish Microsoft and Google would do that too, because it's a wake up call for people.

                            Problem is, customers and vendors use it to say we don't respond. they don't look at their hard bounces.

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                            • scottalanmillerS
                              scottalanmiller @1337
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                              @Pete-S Ready for the worst offender? The Nicaragua Tax Office. No SPF, no TLS. And you are absolutely responsible for receiving and responding to their emails 😞

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                              • scottalanmillerS
                                scottalanmiller
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                                Today a large corporate "IT department" that uses DattoRMM (OMG, shoot me now) ask me if we needed these "apps"...

                                sc.exe and wmic.exe because DattoRMM was flagging them.

                                Um, that's WINDOWS. What kind of IT department that manages thousands of Windows computers opens a ticket to their upstream MSP to ask what sc and wmic are? Like, ever heard of Google? Or Windows? Seriously?

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                                • DashrenderD
                                  Dashrender @scottalanmiller
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                                  @scottalanmiller said in I Cant Even...:

                                  Today a large corporate "IT department" that uses DattoRMM (OMG, shoot me now) ask me if we needed these "apps"...

                                  sc.exe and wmic.exe because DattoRMM was flagging them.

                                  Um, that's WINDOWS. What kind of IT department that manages thousands of Windows computers opens a ticket to their upstream MSP to ask what sc and wmic are? Like, ever heard of Google? Or Windows? Seriously?

                                  Damn... /sigh

                                  And here I am being told to 'use the MSP more'

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                                    Texkonc
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                                    I cant even....Begin to see the breach data and lawsuits coming....
                                    https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/godaddy-hackers-stole-source-code-installed-malware-in-multi-year-breach/

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                                    • IRJI
                                      IRJ @Texkonc
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                                      @Texkonc said in I Cant Even...:

                                      I cant even....Begin to see the breach data and lawsuits coming....
                                      https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/godaddy-hackers-stole-source-code-installed-malware-in-multi-year-breach/

                                      Shitty security, shitty hosting, but at least they are expensive 😂

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                                      • scottalanmillerS
                                        scottalanmiller @Dashrender
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                                        @Dashrender said in I Cant Even...:

                                        @scottalanmiller said in I Cant Even...:

                                        Today a large corporate "IT department" that uses DattoRMM (OMG, shoot me now) ask me if we needed these "apps"...

                                        sc.exe and wmic.exe because DattoRMM was flagging them.

                                        Um, that's WINDOWS. What kind of IT department that manages thousands of Windows computers opens a ticket to their upstream MSP to ask what sc and wmic are? Like, ever heard of Google? Or Windows? Seriously?

                                        Damn... /sigh

                                        And here I am being told to 'use the MSP more'

                                        It wasn't your MSP that said that, lol.

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                                        • scottalanmillerS
                                          scottalanmiller
                                          last edited by

                                          Today a customer can't bring from this one workstation.

                                          Funny, everything else can print fine.

                                          Oh wait, Windows 7 on Intel Core 14 years old, 32bit.

                                          Um yeah, we don't have 32bit drivers on the network. WTF people?

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                                            Texkonc @scottalanmiller
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                                            @scottalanmiller said in I Cant Even...:

                                            Today a large corporate "IT department" that uses DattoRMM (OMG, shoot me now) ask me if we needed these "apps"...

                                            sc.exe and wmic.exe because DattoRMM was flagging them.

                                            Um, that's WINDOWS. What kind of IT department that manages thousands of Windows computers opens a ticket to their upstream MSP to ask what sc and wmic are? Like, ever heard of Google? Or Windows? Seriously?

                                            Do I need sshd on my linux servers? Can you remove it?

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