ML
    • Recent
    • Categories
    • Tags
    • Popular
    • Users
    • Groups
    • Register
    • Login

    I can't even

    Water Closet
    wtf i cant even that is not how that works
    73
    1.9k
    475.3k
    Loading More Posts
    • Oldest to Newest
    • Newest to Oldest
    • Most Votes
    Reply
    • Reply as topic
    Log in to reply
    This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
    • DustinB3403D
      DustinB3403
      last edited by

      Really....

      dhcp-lease-settings.png

      1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
      • travisdh1T
        travisdh1 @gjacobse
        last edited by

        @gjacobse said in I can't even:

        @notverypunny said in I can't even:

        @gjacobse said in I can't even:

        Users who can't do a proper shut down or restart of their computer. And then complaining that it's dog in winter slow.

        Uptime was 22days (not the worst I've seen). Disk and Memory were at 100% usage before restart.....

        With the W10 fast-boot / hybrid shutdown I've seen last boot times upwards of 9 months and a year on some machines.

        Jeez - It's been several years,... but a friend had me check the uptime of the Linux server after him.... just to 'prove a point'... maybe.. Uptime was on the order of 960 days... Insanity.

        You need to reboot to verify hardware hasn't failed at least once a month, sheesh.

        gjacobseG 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
        • gjacobseG
          gjacobse @travisdh1
          last edited by gjacobse

          @travisdh1 said in I can't even:

          @gjacobse said in I can't even:

          @notverypunny said in I can't even:

          @gjacobse said in I can't even:

          Users who can't do a proper shut down or restart of their computer. And then complaining that it's dog in winter slow.

          Uptime was 22days (not the worst I've seen). Disk and Memory were at 100% usage before restart.....

          With the W10 fast-boot / hybrid shutdown I've seen last boot times upwards of 9 months and a year on some machines.

          Jeez - It's been several years,... but a friend had me check the uptime of the Linux server after him.... just to 'prove a point'... maybe.. Uptime was on the order of 960 days... Insanity.

          You need to reboot to verify hardware hasn't failed at least once a month, sheesh.

          No argument there - and more know this better than I do,.. There are just some system updates (regardless of OS) that you must restart to finalize... Even my insignificant Ubuntu Server needs it with autoupdates (not configured to restart though I know it could be).

          1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
          • gjacobseG
            gjacobse @gjacobse
            last edited by

            @gjacobse said in I can't even:

            Users who can't do a proper shut down or restart of their computer. And then complaining that it's dog in winter slow.

            Uptime was 22days (not the worst I've seen). Disk and Memory were at 100% usage before restart.....

            We go from 22days to

            47:13:50:12

            1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
            • JaredBuschJ
              JaredBusch @notverypunny
              last edited by

              @notverypunny said in I can't even:

              With the W10 fast-boot / hybrid shutdown

              I alway disabled that piece of shit functionality.

              nadnerBN 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 4
              • nadnerBN
                nadnerB @JaredBusch
                last edited by

                @jaredbusch said in I can't even:

                @notverypunny said in I can't even:

                With the W10 fast-boot / hybrid shutdown

                I alway disabled that piece of shit functionality.

                GPO'd that out of our network and suddenly a noticible chunk of stupid issues just stopped.

                JaredBuschJ 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 2
                • JaredBuschJ
                  JaredBusch @nadnerB
                  last edited by

                  @nadnerb said in I can't even:

                  suddenly a noticible chunk of stupid issues just stopped.

                  Had the same thing happened when I added a 4am reboot to all users systems on Monday mornings.

                  gjacobseG 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 2
                  • gjacobseG
                    gjacobse @JaredBusch
                    last edited by gjacobse

                    @jaredbusch said in I can't even:

                    @nadnerb said in I can't even:

                    suddenly a noticible chunk of stupid issues just stopped.

                    Had the same thing happened when I added a 4am reboot to all users systems on Monday mornings.

                    I would like to add that. But so many of our staff won't be on network, on at that time. Nearly 85% of the PCs are laptops...

                    ETA:
                    That and a force kick from the Citrix and RDS servers at 1am daily.

                    1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 1
                    • DashrenderD
                      Dashrender @gjacobse
                      last edited by

                      @gjacobse said in I can't even:

                      Users who can't do a proper shut down or restart of their computer. And then complaining that it's dog in winter slow.

                      Uptime was 22days (not the worst I've seen). Disk and Memory were at 100% usage before restart.....

                      This isn't always a user's fault.

                      F'n MS doesn't always do a full shutdown... in fact by default choosing shutdown does a fast shutdown... choosing reboot supposedly always does a full shutdown memory clear reboot whatever.. and windows resets the clock.

                      ObsolesceO 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 1
                      • ObsolesceO
                        Obsolesce @Dashrender
                        last edited by

                        @dashrender said in I can't even:

                        @gjacobse said in I can't even:

                        Users who can't do a proper shut down or restart of their computer. And then complaining that it's dog in winter slow.

                        Uptime was 22days (not the worst I've seen). Disk and Memory were at 100% usage before restart.....

                        This isn't always a user's fault.

                        F'n MS doesn't always do a full shutdown... in fact by default choosing shutdown does a fast shutdown... choosing reboot supposedly always does a full shutdown memory clear reboot whatever.. and windows resets the clock.

                        I never, ever shut down anything. I either hibernate or reboot. Mostly hibernate, and reboot when not given the choice (updates). So for me, I don't care what shutdown does.

                        DashrenderD 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                        • DashrenderD
                          Dashrender @Obsolesce
                          last edited by

                          @obsolesce said in I can't even:

                          @dashrender said in I can't even:

                          @gjacobse said in I can't even:

                          Users who can't do a proper shut down or restart of their computer. And then complaining that it's dog in winter slow.

                          Uptime was 22days (not the worst I've seen). Disk and Memory were at 100% usage before restart.....

                          This isn't always a user's fault.

                          F'n MS doesn't always do a full shutdown... in fact by default choosing shutdown does a fast shutdown... choosing reboot supposedly always does a full shutdown memory clear reboot whatever.. and windows resets the clock.

                          I never, ever shut down anything. I either hibernate or reboot. Mostly hibernate, and reboot when not given the choice (updates). So for me, I don't care what shutdown does.

                          yeah - well users CLAIM that they choose reboot - yet when I look at how long since last reboot and it says 10+ days... something seems fishy.

                          1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                          • gjacobseG
                            gjacobse
                            last edited by

                            Oh for FFS -

                            An alert has been fired on local host DOMAIN\COMPUTER regarding user myuser. A suspicious powershell script has been found in C:\Users\myuser\Desktop\Teams_ODfB.ps1.
                            Please let us know if this is legitimate.
                            

                            This is the script

                             Start-Process -File "$($env:USERProfile)\AppData\Local\Microsoft\Teams\Update.exe" -ArgumentList '--processStart "Teams.exe"'
                             Start-Process -FilePath "$env:LOCALAPPDATA\Microsoft\OneDrive\OneDrive.exe" -ArgumentList "/background"
                            

                            Which only starts Teams and ODfB.... Like.. JFC -

                            DustinB3403D 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 1
                            • DustinB3403D
                              DustinB3403 @gjacobse
                              last edited by

                              @gjacobse said in I can't even:

                              Oh for FFS -

                              An alert has been fired on local host DOMAIN\COMPUTER regarding user myuser. A suspicious powershell script has been found in C:\Users\myuser\Desktop\Teams_ODfB.ps1.
                              Please let us know if this is legitimate.
                              

                              This is the script

                               Start-Process -File "$($env:USERProfile)\AppData\Local\Microsoft\Teams\Update.exe" -ArgumentList '--processStart "Teams.exe"'
                               Start-Process -FilePath "$env:LOCALAPPDATA\Microsoft\OneDrive\OneDrive.exe" -ArgumentList "/background"
                              

                              Which only starts Teams and ODfB.... Like.. JFC -

                              Hey we don't know what it does we're just script kiddies out here, tell us if this is kosher, thanks!

                              1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                              • gjacobseG
                                gjacobse
                                last edited by

                                oh FFS People!

                                46fb5da5-ddd8-42ea-ad1c-7bc3d8b5d767-image.png

                                Ah you don't unstand why your computer doesn't work right...

                                1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 1
                                • DustinB3403D
                                  DustinB3403
                                  last edited by

                                  Taking from a previous post I made about a certain piece of equipment, I've just learned that the equipment must run Windows 7... because of course it does for legacy hardware.

                                  gjacobseG 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 1
                                  • gjacobseG
                                    gjacobse @DustinB3403
                                    last edited by

                                    @dustinb3403 said in I can't even:

                                    Taking from a previous post I made about a certain piece of equipment, I've just learned that the equipment must run Windows 7... because of course it does for legacy hardware.

                                    (Nuclear Eye Roll)
                                    So know that pain. State Unemployment app was like that for scanning... Pain ITA.

                                    notverypunnyN 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 1
                                    • notverypunnyN
                                      notverypunny @gjacobse
                                      last edited by

                                      @gjacobse said in I can't even:

                                      @dustinb3403 said in I can't even:

                                      Taking from a previous post I made about a certain piece of equipment, I've just learned that the equipment must run Windows 7... because of course it does for legacy hardware.

                                      (Nuclear Eye Roll)
                                      So know that pain. State Unemployment app was like that for scanning... Pain ITA.

                                      I see your state unemployment app and raise you old-ass manufacturing equipment.... XP + serial ports... luckily it didn't fall to me to try to convince it to work on something newer, but still. one of the other guys was trying to get virtualized XP to talk nice to the gear with serial pass-through from vbox and couldn't convince things to play ball

                                      gjacobseG 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 2
                                      • gjacobseG
                                        gjacobse @notverypunny
                                        last edited by

                                        @notverypunny said in I can't even:

                                        @gjacobse said in I can't even:

                                        @dustinb3403 said in I can't even:

                                        Taking from a previous post I made about a certain piece of equipment, I've just learned that the equipment must run Windows 7... because of course it does for legacy hardware.

                                        (Nuclear Eye Roll)
                                        So know that pain. State Unemployment app was like that for scanning... Pain ITA.

                                        I see your state unemployment app and raise you old-ass manufacturing equipment.... XP + serial ports... luckily it didn't fall to me to try to convince it to work on something newer, but still. one of the other guys was trying to get virtualized XP to talk nice to the gear with serial pass-through from vbox and couldn't convince things to play ball

                                        Yup
                                        You win

                                        1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                                        • gjacobseG
                                          gjacobse
                                          last edited by

                                          Oh FFS - Printers..... Toner.

                                          DashrenderD 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                                          • DashrenderD
                                            Dashrender @gjacobse
                                            last edited by

                                            @gjacobse said in I can't even:

                                            Oh FFS - Printers..... Toner.

                                            oh yeah... I just love those....

                                            But hey.. I pass it along to management - who SHOULD know the salary difference between us and how simple it is to change out a toner... but, beyond that I just swap them...

                                            I probably spend 50% or more of my day being bench....

                                            gjacobseG 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                                            • 1
                                            • 2
                                            • 92
                                            • 93
                                            • 94
                                            • 95
                                            • 96
                                            • 97
                                            • 94 / 97
                                            • First post
                                              Last post