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    • ObsolesceO
      Obsolesce
      last edited by

      I bet that job stinks

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      • nadnerBN
        nadnerB
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        Have they ever used that plunger to resolve their network congestion?

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        • nadnerBN
          nadnerB
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          The network has gone to crap. 😉

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          • nadnerBN
            nadnerB
            last edited by

            Do they have regular... brown outs?

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            • DustinB3403D
              DustinB3403
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              Well when shit has hit the fan at least you'll have somewhere to flush it...

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              • dbeatoD
                dbeato
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                this belong to the I can't even thread lol.

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                • scottalanmillerS
                  scottalanmiller @dbeato
                  last edited by

                  @dbeato said in Certifications in the toilet:

                  this belong to the I can't even thread lol.

                  I think someone put it there.

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                  • DustinB3403D
                    DustinB3403
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                    The server has hit the shit-bricks now...

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                    • bbigfordB
                      bbigford @scottalanmiller
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                      @scottalanmiller said in Certifications in the toilet:

                      @irj said in Certifications in the toilet:

                      Good thing toilets never back up...

                      Neither do those servers!

                      Actually... I need to edit my content. They don't have backups, and never have. Ever. They do use "Previous Versions" aka volume shadow copies; which of course are NOT backups. They should know... because when they got hit with cryptoware last year, the first thing the infection did was -you guessed it- delete their shadow copies.

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                      • bbigfordB
                        bbigford @scottalanmiller
                        last edited by bbigford

                        @scottalanmiller said in Certifications in the toilet:

                        No comments about the terrible keyboard and mouse?

                        Is that a desktop being used asa server?

                        I hate to ask what the big black box in the corner is.

                        Not sure what the desktop does yet... Haven't yet flown to California to check it out (coming weeks, these are just pics from the onsite contact). The black box appears to be a filing cabinet if I zoom in. Because it's next to a drain, and sitting on the floor, it's probably important.

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                        • bbigfordB
                          bbigford
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                          Edited original content to reflect an optional phase of the projects... just burn it, salt the land, and start a new.

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                          • DustinB3403D
                            DustinB3403 @bbigford
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                            @bbigford so when shit literally hit the fan, they just flushed

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                            • scottalanmillerS
                              scottalanmiller @DustinB3403
                              last edited by

                              @dustinb3403 said in Certifications in the toilet:

                              @bbigford so when shit literally hit the fan, they just flushed

                              The shit and the fan are scarily close to each other there.

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                              • JoyJ
                                Joy
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                                I couldn't stop myself laughing seeing this thread
                                :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes: :smiling_face_with_open_mouth_closed_eyes:

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                                • JaredBuschJ
                                  JaredBusch @bbigford
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                                  @bbigford said in Certifications in the toilet:

                                  @scottalanmiller said in Certifications in the toilet:

                                  No comments about the terrible keyboard and mouse?

                                  Is that a desktop being used asa server?

                                  I hate to ask what the big black box in the corner is.

                                  Not sure what the desktop does yet... Haven't yet flown to California to check it out (coming weeks, these are just pics from the onsite contact). The black box appears to be a filing cabinet if I zoom in. Because it's next to a drain, and sitting on the floor, it's probably important.

                                  It is a filing cabinet. That is not a floor drain. That is a capped toilet drain.

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                                  • scottalanmillerS
                                    scottalanmiller @JaredBusch
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                                    @jaredbusch said in Certifications in the toilet:

                                    @bbigford said in Certifications in the toilet:

                                    @scottalanmiller said in Certifications in the toilet:

                                    No comments about the terrible keyboard and mouse?

                                    Is that a desktop being used asa server?

                                    I hate to ask what the big black box in the corner is.

                                    Not sure what the desktop does yet... Haven't yet flown to California to check it out (coming weeks, these are just pics from the onsite contact). The black box appears to be a filing cabinet if I zoom in. Because it's next to a drain, and sitting on the floor, it's probably important.

                                    It is a filing cabinet. That is not a floor drain. That is a capped toilet drain.

                                    The bidet drain!

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                                    • ObsolesceO
                                      Obsolesce
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                                      Looks like the toilet has more back-up equipment than the servers!

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                                      • scottalanmillerS
                                        scottalanmiller
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                                        Bigger downloads with a bigger pipe!

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                                        • DustinB3403D
                                          DustinB3403 @Obsolesce
                                          last edited by DustinB3403

                                          @obsolesce said in Certifications in the toilet:

                                          Looks like the toilet has more back-up equipment than the servers!

                                          At least more tools to correct any overrun conditions. . .

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                                          • scottalanmillerS
                                            scottalanmiller
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                                            Someone said to install the server. And they decided to go "in stall".

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