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    • LilAngL
      LilAng @CCWTech
      last edited by

      @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

      @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

      @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

      @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

      @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

      Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

      It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

      Dork!

      "I want my mtv" -Sting

      Is that an I.T. Quote?

      Hell yea.

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      • ObsolesceO
        Obsolesce @LilAng
        last edited by

        @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

        @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

        @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

        @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

        Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

        It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

        Dork!

        "I want my mtv" -Sting

        Wasn't that Dire Straits?

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        • CCWTechC
          CCWTech @Obsolesce
          last edited by

          @tim_g said in IT Quotes I Like:

          @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

          @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

          @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

          @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

          Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

          It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

          Dork!

          "I want my mtv" -Sting

          Wasn't that Dire Straits?

          Yes, featuring Sting.

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          • CCWTechC
            CCWTech
            last edited by

            I can't believe this one isn't here already.

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            • Mike DavisM
              Mike Davis
              last edited by

              It's not DNS
              There's no way it's DNS
              It was DNS

              Can't find the original source of that gem.

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              • NashBrydgesN
                NashBrydges
                last edited by

                Could be universal and not necessarily IT related but still fits.

                "You would be out of your depth in a parking lot puddle" - Unknown

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                • DustinB3403D
                  DustinB3403 @NashBrydges
                  last edited by

                  @nashbrydges depending on the puddle...

                  Has adult language

                  https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lqqYbWuoVXI

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                  • scottalanmillerS
                    scottalanmiller
                    last edited by

                    Today's quote from our development intern: "This is kind of unprofessional to use bad language, but why in the holy hell does anyone use anything but rails for any web apps?"

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                    • travisdh1T
                      travisdh1 @scottalanmiller
                      last edited by

                      @scottalanmiller said in IT Quotes I Like:

                      Today's quote from our development intern: "This is kind of unprofessional to use bad language, but why in the holy hell does anyone use anything but rails for any web apps?"

                      Because I've never used Ruby before. Of course the next week and I develop would be my first!

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                      • JaredBuschJ
                        JaredBusch @scottalanmiller
                        last edited by

                        @scottalanmiller said in IT Quotes I Like:

                        "This is kind of unprofessional to use bad language, "

                        I wholeheartedly disagree.

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                        • nadnerBN
                          nadnerB
                          last edited by

                          @jaredbusch said in Sayings I Hate:

                          Do we not already have a thread for this? Or am I just this used to @scottalanmiller ranting.

                          27 APR 2018

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                          • scottalanmillerS
                            scottalanmiller
                            last edited by

                            https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2018/07/wqje1tuvjnacpmlguyink9ndhaj1jk9rmvilmqww6vo.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600

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                            • CCWTechC
                              CCWTech @scottalanmiller
                              last edited by

                              Ed Crowley MVP "There are seldom good technological solutions to behavioral problems."

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                              • WLS-ITGuyW
                                WLS-ITGuy
                                last edited by

                                The Services manager at my 1st MSP gig said that "Efficiency doesn't always pay the bills"

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                                • NerdyDadN
                                  NerdyDad @WLS-ITGuy
                                  last edited by

                                  @wls-itguy said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                  The Services manager at my 1st MSP gig said that "Efficiency doesn't always pay the bills"

                                  "...but it helps"
                                  Youtube Video

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                                  • travisdh1T
                                    travisdh1 @CCWTech
                                    last edited by

                                    @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                    Ed Crowley MVP "There are seldom good technological solutions to behavioral problems."

                                    Close, but not quite. There are no good technological solutions to behavioral problems. Is what it should be!

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                                    • scottalanmillerS
                                      scottalanmiller
                                      last edited by

                                      Corey Quinn: The best architectures emphasize quick recovery. The worst architectures try to make failure impossible.

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                                      • scottalanmillerS
                                        scottalanmiller
                                        last edited by

                                        I would say, that they make it APPEAR that failure is impossible 😉

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                                        • DustinB3403D
                                          DustinB3403
                                          last edited by DustinB3403

                                          Form over Function

                                          It's such a great one, makes me laugh every time.

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                                          • notverypunnyN
                                            notverypunny
                                            last edited by notverypunny

                                            May be already on here, and not IT-specific but:

                                            • You can't fix stupid
                                            • Common sense is the least common of all of the senses

                                            -- also pretty much anything on despair.com 🙂

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