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    • DashrenderD
      Dashrender @wirestyle22
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      @wirestyle22 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

      User 2: "This is ridiculous. What am I supposed to do all day?"

      Please tell me the helpdesk lines are recorded? Play that for their boss.

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      • wirestyle22W
        wirestyle22 @Dashrender
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        @Dashrender said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

        @wirestyle22 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

        User 2: "This is ridiculous. What am I supposed to do all day?"

        Please tell me the helpdesk lines are recorded? Play that for their boss.

        I doubt it. VoIP is done through another contractor and what they have here is ancient.

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        • DashrenderD
          Dashrender @scottalanmiller
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          @scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

          @wirestyle22 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

          @travisdh1 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

          @wirestyle22 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

          So today is the first day that the City decided to tighten up their content filtering. No YouTube, streaming media service (video/music), etc. When I tell you not only the sheer volume of complaints I've received today and the TYPES of complaints it's absolutely ludicrous.

          User 1: "I'm gonna take a deep breath INTENSE DEEP BREATHING"

          User 2: "I can't access YouTube or Facebook"
          Me: Okay just put in a formal request and CC your supervisor. If he agrees that you need access to it we will provide it.
          User 2: "This is ridiculous. What am I supposed to do all day?"
          Me: .....?

          What the actual fuck?

          You were under the impression that government employees do actual work?

          No, I wasn't. I didn't think people had the audacity to EXPECT that to be a part of their normal work day to a point where they would actually call us to request it. That's insanity.

          Exactly what I would expect.

          When we cut it off here, people complained to each other, but not to me or management. Then they all went out and bought smart phones - no I'm not kidding - they went out and bought smart phones so they could get on FB all day from their phone.

          It was so bizarre!!

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          • wirestyle22W
            wirestyle22 @Dashrender
            last edited by

            @Dashrender said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

            @scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

            @wirestyle22 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

            @travisdh1 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

            @wirestyle22 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

            So today is the first day that the City decided to tighten up their content filtering. No YouTube, streaming media service (video/music), etc. When I tell you not only the sheer volume of complaints I've received today and the TYPES of complaints it's absolutely ludicrous.

            User 1: "I'm gonna take a deep breath INTENSE DEEP BREATHING"

            User 2: "I can't access YouTube or Facebook"
            Me: Okay just put in a formal request and CC your supervisor. If he agrees that you need access to it we will provide it.
            User 2: "This is ridiculous. What am I supposed to do all day?"
            Me: .....?

            What the actual fuck?

            You were under the impression that government employees do actual work?

            No, I wasn't. I didn't think people had the audacity to EXPECT that to be a part of their normal work day to a point where they would actually call us to request it. That's insanity.

            Exactly what I would expect.

            When we cut it off here, people complained to each other, but not to me or management. Then they all went out and bought smart phones - no I'm not kidding - they went out and bought smart phones so they could get on FB all day from their phone.

            It was so bizarre!!

            At least they reached a logical solution to their problem. These people are animals

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            • wirestyle22W
              wirestyle22
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              I'm being screamed at because people can't watch Jenna Marbles. Is this real life? I seriously don't even know anymore

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              • dafyreD
                dafyre @wirestyle22
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                @wirestyle22 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

                I'm being screamed at because people can't watch Jenna Marbles. Is this real life? I seriously don't even know anymore

                You're going to wake up tomorrow and wonder if this was all a dream... and then your phone will ring, and you will realize that nope, you are still stuck in the nightmare.

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                • wirestyle22W
                  wirestyle22 @dafyre
                  last edited by wirestyle22

                  @dafyre said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

                  @wirestyle22 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

                  I'm being screamed at because people can't watch Jenna Marbles. Is this real life? I seriously don't even know anymore

                  You're going to wake up tomorrow and wonder if this was all a dream... and then your phone will ring, and you will realize that nope, you are still stuck in the nightmare.

                  The buddhists really had it right. Life is suffering.

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                  • wirestyle22W
                    wirestyle22
                    last edited by wirestyle22

                    Absolutely starving but I can't leave for lunch because of the sheer volume of calls. This is what you get when you have 5 managers and 3 IT personnel. fml

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                    • DashrenderD
                      Dashrender @wirestyle22
                      last edited by

                      @wirestyle22 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

                      Absolutely starving but I can't leave for lunch because of the sheer volume of calls. This is what you get when you have 5 managers and 3 IT personnel. fml

                      That's when I send my boss out for me.

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                      • KellyK
                        Kelly @wirestyle22
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                        @wirestyle22 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

                        @dafyre said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

                        @wirestyle22 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

                        I'm being screamed at because people can't watch Jenna Marbles. Is this real life? I seriously don't even know anymore

                        You're going to wake up tomorrow and wonder if this was all a dream... and then your phone will ring, and you will realize that nope, you are still stuck in the nightmare.

                        The buddhists really had it right. Life is suffering.

                        That was Princess Bride 😄

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                        • dafyreD
                          dafyre @Kelly
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                          @Kelly said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

                          @wirestyle22 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

                          @dafyre said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

                          @wirestyle22 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

                          I'm being screamed at because people can't watch Jenna Marbles. Is this real life? I seriously don't even know anymore

                          You're going to wake up tomorrow and wonder if this was all a dream... and then your phone will ring, and you will realize that nope, you are still stuck in the nightmare.

                          The buddhists really had it right. Life is suffering.

                          That was Princess Bride 😄

                          My name is Ingo Montoya. You killed my server, prepare to die.

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                          • scottalanmillerS
                            scottalanmiller
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                            Does anybody want a peanut?

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                            • DashrenderD
                              Dashrender @scottalanmiller
                              last edited by

                              @scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

                              Does anybody want a peanut?

                              I feel a bazinga here.

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                              • dafyreD
                                dafyre @scottalanmiller
                                last edited by

                                @scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

                                Does anybody want a peanut?

                                I'd rather have more than one...

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                                • Reid CooperR
                                  Reid Cooper @dafyre
                                  last edited by

                                  @dafyre said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

                                  @scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

                                  Does anybody want a peanut?

                                  I'd rather have more than one...

                                  You might be thinking of pringles.

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                                  • wirestyle22W
                                    wirestyle22 @scottalanmiller
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                                    @scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

                                    Does anybody want a peanut?

                                    Andre the Giant. What a legend.

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                                    • DashrenderD
                                      Dashrender @wirestyle22
                                      last edited by

                                      @wirestyle22 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

                                      @scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

                                      Does anybody want a peanut?

                                      Andre the Giant. What a legend.

                                      oh... of course.. completely spaced that.

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                                      • travisdh1T
                                        travisdh1 @scottalanmiller
                                        last edited by

                                        @scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

                                        Does anybody want a peanut?

                                        "Sleep well my friend, and dream of large women."

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                                        • wirestyle22W
                                          wirestyle22
                                          last edited by

                                          I've spent the last few years developing an immunity to iocaine powder

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                                          • scottalanmillerS
                                            scottalanmiller @wirestyle22
                                            last edited by

                                            @wirestyle22 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

                                            I've spent the last few years developing an immunity to iocaine powder

                                            Sadly kids today would be more in danger from the peanuts.

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