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    Help name Webroot's very first Guard Cow

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    • Minion QueenM
      Minion Queen Banned
      last edited by

      He's a guard cow so he needs a tough name. Thor or Groot (marvel comics on the brain)

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      • mlnewsM
        mlnews
        last edited by

        What about just naming it Mango?

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        • ?
          A Former User
          last edited by

          Slaughter is that an appropriate name?

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          • NicN
            Nic
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            Well people have been making the obligatory food jokes, but I'm not sure that you'd actually stand a chance of winning with one of those 🙂

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            • Minion QueenM
              Minion Queen Banned
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              You can also go the way of cute: Brownie sounds good about now (jeeze I really need to go buy groceries).

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              • coliverC
                coliver @Nic
                last edited by

                @Nic said:

                Well people have been making the obligatory food jokes, but I'm not sure that you'd actually stand a chance of winning with one of those 🙂

                Terminator. She will mow down viruses and spit out the bad code.

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                • PSX_DefectorP
                  PSX_Defector @Nic
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                  @Nic said:

                  Well people have been making the obligatory food jokes, but I'm not sure that you'd actually stand a chance of winning with one of those 🙂

                  What, you don't want a cow named Hamburger? Or Veal?

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                  • scottalanmillerS
                    scottalanmiller
                    last edited by

                    WebRoot: Keeping it Veal

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                    • NicN
                      Nic @PSX_Defector
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                      @PSX_Defector I'd be happy to name the cow Hamburger, but the judges for the contest are the employee's kids who I'm sure don't want to be thinking about how their pet cow is going to end up at the slaughterhouse 🙂

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                      • nadnerBN
                        nadnerB
                        last edited by nadnerB

                        Mooreece
                        (think Maurice + cow noises)

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                        • ?
                          A Former User @Minion Queen
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                          @Minion-Queen said:

                          You can also go the way of cute: Brownie sounds good about now (jeeze I really need to go buy groceries).

                          The Brownie after you have some steak?

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                          • ?
                            A Former User
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                            Ham (short for Hamburger)
                            Bob
                            Executioner
                            Mad Man
                            Home Skillet
                            Son of a Bull

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                            • nadnerBN
                              nadnerB
                              last edited by

                              Stuart
                              (but think Stew-it)

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                              • tonyshowoffT
                                tonyshowoff
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                                omfg, so cute I think I just might explode all over my office!

                                Seriously!

                                Maybe "Moo-valong! Nothing to see here!"

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                                • ?
                                  A Former User @tonyshowoff
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                                  @tonyshowoff said:

                                  might explode all over my office!

                                  Don't have a cow! 🙂

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                                  • JaredBuschJ
                                    JaredBusch @A Former User
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                                    @thecreativeone91 said:

                                    Don't have a cow! 🙂

                                    man.

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                                    • IRJI
                                      IRJ
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                                      I am not sure why, but the name Vince jumps out at me when I see this calf.

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                                      • MattSpellerM
                                        MattSpeller @dafyre
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                                        @dafyre said:

                                        Chuck Roaster

                                        Several good ones but this is still tops in my book

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                                        • thanksajdotcomT
                                          thanksajdotcom
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                                          My teddy bear that I've had since I was 4 has always been called Bear...so I'm not great at this...that being said...

                                          • MooLord
                                          • Groot (stolen from @Minion-Queen)
                                          • Steve (because, why not?)
                                          • Chocolate Milk (Choco for short)
                                          • Big Bertha (because it's just a scary, badass name)
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