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    Help name Webroot's very first Guard Cow

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    • NicN
      Nic @dafyre
      last edited by

      @dafyre Nice suggestions 🙂 We'll only be picking names from the Webroot community thread though, so make sure you post them there too.

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      • mlnewsM
        mlnews
        last edited by

        Will there be a cash prize? If so.... Cash Cow?

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        • mlnewsM
          mlnews
          last edited by

          WebMoooooot?

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          • NicN
            Nic
            last edited by

            No cash prize, just some swag from Shannon's farm.

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            • dafyreD
              dafyre
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              Still... It's always fun to name the pets... If he misbehaves... T-Bone or Chuck might be good names, lol.

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              • Minion QueenM
                Minion Queen Banned
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                He's a guard cow so he needs a tough name. Thor or Groot (marvel comics on the brain)

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                • mlnewsM
                  mlnews
                  last edited by

                  What about just naming it Mango?

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                  • ?
                    A Former User
                    last edited by

                    Slaughter is that an appropriate name?

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                    • NicN
                      Nic
                      last edited by

                      Well people have been making the obligatory food jokes, but I'm not sure that you'd actually stand a chance of winning with one of those 🙂

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                      • Minion QueenM
                        Minion Queen Banned
                        last edited by

                        You can also go the way of cute: Brownie sounds good about now (jeeze I really need to go buy groceries).

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                        • coliverC
                          coliver @Nic
                          last edited by

                          @Nic said:

                          Well people have been making the obligatory food jokes, but I'm not sure that you'd actually stand a chance of winning with one of those 🙂

                          Terminator. She will mow down viruses and spit out the bad code.

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                          • PSX_DefectorP
                            PSX_Defector @Nic
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                            @Nic said:

                            Well people have been making the obligatory food jokes, but I'm not sure that you'd actually stand a chance of winning with one of those 🙂

                            What, you don't want a cow named Hamburger? Or Veal?

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                            • scottalanmillerS
                              scottalanmiller
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                              WebRoot: Keeping it Veal

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                              • NicN
                                Nic @PSX_Defector
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                                @PSX_Defector I'd be happy to name the cow Hamburger, but the judges for the contest are the employee's kids who I'm sure don't want to be thinking about how their pet cow is going to end up at the slaughterhouse 🙂

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                                • nadnerBN
                                  nadnerB
                                  last edited by nadnerB

                                  Mooreece
                                  (think Maurice + cow noises)

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                                  • ?
                                    A Former User @Minion Queen
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                                    @Minion-Queen said:

                                    You can also go the way of cute: Brownie sounds good about now (jeeze I really need to go buy groceries).

                                    The Brownie after you have some steak?

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                                      A Former User
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                                      Ham (short for Hamburger)
                                      Bob
                                      Executioner
                                      Mad Man
                                      Home Skillet
                                      Son of a Bull

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                                      • nadnerBN
                                        nadnerB
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                                        Stuart
                                        (but think Stew-it)

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                                        • tonyshowoffT
                                          tonyshowoff
                                          last edited by tonyshowoff

                                          omfg, so cute I think I just might explode all over my office!

                                          Seriously!

                                          Maybe "Moo-valong! Nothing to see here!"

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                                          • ?
                                            A Former User @tonyshowoff
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                                            @tonyshowoff said:

                                            might explode all over my office!

                                            Don't have a cow! 🙂

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