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    • CCWTechC
      CCWTech @scottalanmiller
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      Ed Crowley MVP "There are seldom good technological solutions to behavioral problems."

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      • WLS-ITGuyW
        WLS-ITGuy
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        The Services manager at my 1st MSP gig said that "Efficiency doesn't always pay the bills"

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        • NerdyDadN
          NerdyDad @WLS-ITGuy
          last edited by

          @wls-itguy said in IT Quotes I Like:

          The Services manager at my 1st MSP gig said that "Efficiency doesn't always pay the bills"

          "...but it helps"
          Youtube Video

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          • travisdh1T
            travisdh1 @CCWTech
            last edited by

            @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

            Ed Crowley MVP "There are seldom good technological solutions to behavioral problems."

            Close, but not quite. There are no good technological solutions to behavioral problems. Is what it should be!

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            • scottalanmillerS
              scottalanmiller
              last edited by

              Corey Quinn: The best architectures emphasize quick recovery. The worst architectures try to make failure impossible.

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              • scottalanmillerS
                scottalanmiller
                last edited by

                I would say, that they make it APPEAR that failure is impossible 😉

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                • DustinB3403D
                  DustinB3403
                  last edited by DustinB3403

                  Form over Function

                  It's such a great one, makes me laugh every time.

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                  • notverypunnyN
                    notverypunny
                    last edited by notverypunny

                    May be already on here, and not IT-specific but:

                    • You can't fix stupid
                    • Common sense is the least common of all of the senses

                    -- also pretty much anything on despair.com 🙂

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                    • DustinB3403D
                      DustinB3403 @notverypunny
                      last edited by

                      @notverypunny said in IT Quotes I Like:

                      May be already on here, and not IT-specific but:

                      • You can't fix stupid
                      • Common sense is the least common of all of the senses

                      -- also pretty much anything on deapair.com 🙂

                      Link no worky.

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                      • notverypunnyN
                        notverypunny @DustinB3403
                        last edited by

                        @DustinB3403 fixed the link... this is why I love tab completion on the cli

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                        • ObsolesceO
                          Obsolesce
                          last edited by

                          "Nothing is more permanent than temporary"

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                          • ysapirY
                            ysapir
                            last edited by

                            Your lack of planning does not constitute my emergency. Especially if I warned you repeatedly.

                            by the way ...I LOVE this one.
                            Salesmen are not responsible for doing your due diligence for you. - SAM

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                            • ysapirY
                              ysapir @scottalanmiller
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                              @scottalanmiller
                              ever notice that in the cartoon world the bad guy would say alot "But that's IMPOSSIBLE!!!" when they start to lose.
                              especially Cobra Commander.

                              Always confused me. how could you be SO arrogant to think that everything you do is foolproof?

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                              • scottalanmillerS
                                scottalanmiller
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                                20125312_17_600_431.jpg

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                                • dafyreD
                                  dafyre @ysapir
                                  last edited by

                                  @ysapir said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                  "But that's IMPOSSIBLE!!!" when they start to lose.

                                  Inconceivable!

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                                  • wirestyle22W
                                    wirestyle22 @scottalanmiller
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                                    @scottalanmiller This one applies to me on the receiving end sometimes. Trying to change that behavior

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                                    • nadnerBN
                                      nadnerB
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                                      "There are only two hard things in Computer Science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors"

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                                      • Emad RE
                                        Emad R @scottalanmiller
                                        last edited by Emad R

                                        @scottalanmiller

                                        "Suspicion breeds confidence" - IT security project I found and forgot its name

                                        non IT:

                                        "One of the codes I live by: my appearance should be in no way noteworthy, but then again not so unnoteworthy as to being itself noteworthy" - david Mitchell

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                                        • ObsolesceO
                                          Obsolesce
                                          last edited by

                                          Just because something may be supported, doesn't imply that it is support.
                                          –highbrow

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                                          • jclambertJ
                                            jclambert @DustinB3403
                                            last edited by jclambert

                                            "It's not our job to train the stupid, just to try and make it stupid proof" - DustinB3403
                                            @DustinB3403
                                            Back in the early 90s when colored screens were a luxury and the main desktop OS was 3 characters, I wrote an ERP system for a manufacturing company in C. One of the secretaries there did her very best to make me a better programmer. It seemed to be her mission.

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