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    • DustinB3403D
      DustinB3403
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      The server has hit the shit-bricks now...

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      • bbigfordB
        bbigford @scottalanmiller
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        @scottalanmiller said in Certifications in the toilet:

        @irj said in Certifications in the toilet:

        Good thing toilets never back up...

        Neither do those servers!

        Actually... I need to edit my content. They don't have backups, and never have. Ever. They do use "Previous Versions" aka volume shadow copies; which of course are NOT backups. They should know... because when they got hit with cryptoware last year, the first thing the infection did was -you guessed it- delete their shadow copies.

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        • bbigfordB
          bbigford @scottalanmiller
          last edited by bbigford

          @scottalanmiller said in Certifications in the toilet:

          No comments about the terrible keyboard and mouse?

          Is that a desktop being used asa server?

          I hate to ask what the big black box in the corner is.

          Not sure what the desktop does yet... Haven't yet flown to California to check it out (coming weeks, these are just pics from the onsite contact). The black box appears to be a filing cabinet if I zoom in. Because it's next to a drain, and sitting on the floor, it's probably important.

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          • bbigfordB
            bbigford
            last edited by

            Edited original content to reflect an optional phase of the projects... just burn it, salt the land, and start a new.

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            • DustinB3403D
              DustinB3403 @bbigford
              last edited by

              @bbigford so when shit literally hit the fan, they just flushed

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              • scottalanmillerS
                scottalanmiller @DustinB3403
                last edited by

                @dustinb3403 said in Certifications in the toilet:

                @bbigford so when shit literally hit the fan, they just flushed

                The shit and the fan are scarily close to each other there.

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                • JoyJ
                  Joy
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                  I couldn't stop myself laughing seeing this thread
                  :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes: :smiling_face_with_open_mouth_closed_eyes:

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                  • JaredBuschJ
                    JaredBusch @bbigford
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                    @bbigford said in Certifications in the toilet:

                    @scottalanmiller said in Certifications in the toilet:

                    No comments about the terrible keyboard and mouse?

                    Is that a desktop being used asa server?

                    I hate to ask what the big black box in the corner is.

                    Not sure what the desktop does yet... Haven't yet flown to California to check it out (coming weeks, these are just pics from the onsite contact). The black box appears to be a filing cabinet if I zoom in. Because it's next to a drain, and sitting on the floor, it's probably important.

                    It is a filing cabinet. That is not a floor drain. That is a capped toilet drain.

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                    • scottalanmillerS
                      scottalanmiller @JaredBusch
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                      @jaredbusch said in Certifications in the toilet:

                      @bbigford said in Certifications in the toilet:

                      @scottalanmiller said in Certifications in the toilet:

                      No comments about the terrible keyboard and mouse?

                      Is that a desktop being used asa server?

                      I hate to ask what the big black box in the corner is.

                      Not sure what the desktop does yet... Haven't yet flown to California to check it out (coming weeks, these are just pics from the onsite contact). The black box appears to be a filing cabinet if I zoom in. Because it's next to a drain, and sitting on the floor, it's probably important.

                      It is a filing cabinet. That is not a floor drain. That is a capped toilet drain.

                      The bidet drain!

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                      • ObsolesceO
                        Obsolesce
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                        Looks like the toilet has more back-up equipment than the servers!

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                        • scottalanmillerS
                          scottalanmiller
                          last edited by

                          Bigger downloads with a bigger pipe!

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                          • DustinB3403D
                            DustinB3403 @Obsolesce
                            last edited by DustinB3403

                            @obsolesce said in Certifications in the toilet:

                            Looks like the toilet has more back-up equipment than the servers!

                            At least more tools to correct any overrun conditions. . .

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                            • scottalanmillerS
                              scottalanmiller
                              last edited by

                              Someone said to install the server. And they decided to go "in stall".

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                              • DustinB3403D
                                DustinB3403
                                last edited by

                                This system is going to make a splash!

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                                • ObsolesceO
                                  Obsolesce
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                                  When you're finished in there, you need to be careful where you aim the air freshener or you could down the company!

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                                  • scottalanmillerS
                                    scottalanmiller
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                                    I think this thread is a metaphor for my month.

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                                    • black3dynamiteB
                                      black3dynamite @DustinB3403
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                                      @dustinb3403 said in Certifications in the toilet:

                                      This system is going to make a splash!

                                      Oh, that's just nasty.

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                                      • scottalanmillerS
                                        scottalanmiller
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                                        This server setup is so bad, it would win a Eurovision server setup contest.

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                                        • ObsolesceO
                                          Obsolesce @scottalanmiller
                                          last edited by

                                          @scottalanmiller said in Certifications in the toilet:

                                          This server setup is so bad, it would win a Eurovision server setup contest.

                                          LOL

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                                          • nadnerBN
                                            nadnerB
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                                            It just goes to show that your server rack is a good indication of how your company is going...
                                            😉
                                             
                                             
                                            (Works on two levels!)

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