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    Water Closet
    wtf i cant even that is not how that works
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    • CCWTechC
      CCWTech
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      This was posted on a data recovery group I am a member of. (this didn't happen to me, but it's worth a share)

      *I just had a client bring in a Surface Pro for data recovery. She said she had just come from the Microsoft store where she took it because it was no longer powering on. The tech at the Microsoft store took the Surface, smacked it really hard on the back 15 times right in front of the client, and then tried to power it on. When it did not power on he handed it back to the client and told them 'looks like you are going to need data recovery'.

      It's nice to know that Microsoft is using such high tech troubleshooting techniques.

      Hopefully it made you laugh as much as it did me.*

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      • DustinB3403D
        DustinB3403 @CCWTech
        last edited by

        @ccwtech said in I can't even:

        This was posted on a data recovery group I am a member of. (this didn't happen to me, but it's worth a share)

        *I just had a client bring in a Surface Pro for data recovery. She said she had just come from the Microsoft store where she took it because it was no longer powering on. The tech at the Microsoft store took the Surface, smacked it really hard on the back 15 times right in front of the client, and then tried to power it on. When it did not power on he handed it back to the client and told them 'looks like you are going to need data recovery'.

        It's nice to know that Microsoft is using such high tech troubleshooting techniques.

        Hopefully it made you laugh as much as it did me.*

        Are you sure she didn't take it to Best Buy?! wtf . . .

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        • CCWTechC
          CCWTech @DustinB3403
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          @dustinb3403 I know right!? @tech1 says she would have hit him 15 times and then said, 'looks like you're going to need a hospital'.

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          • DustinB3403D
            DustinB3403 @CCWTech
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            @ccwtech said in I can't even:

            @dustinb3403 I know right!? @tech1 says she would have hit him 15 times and then said, 'looks like you're going to need a hospital'.

            haha... right. Let me just hit you repeatedly and tell you to go find some support. . .

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            • scottalanmillerS
              scottalanmiller @CCWTech
              last edited by

              @ccwtech said in I can't even:

              This was posted on a data recovery group I am a member of. (this didn't happen to me, but it's worth a share)

              *I just had a client bring in a Surface Pro for data recovery. She said she had just come from the Microsoft store where she took it because it was no longer powering on. The tech at the Microsoft store took the Surface, smacked it really hard on the back 15 times right in front of the client, and then tried to power it on. When it did not power on he handed it back to the client and told them 'looks like you are going to need data recovery'.

              It's nice to know that Microsoft is using such high tech troubleshooting techniques.

              Hopefully it made you laugh as much as it did me.*

              I've been to an MS store before. The "I can't even" should be that she set foot in the place.

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              • dbeatoD
                dbeato @CCWTech
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                @ccwtech said in I can't even:

                This was posted on a data recovery group I am a member of. (this didn't happen to me, but it's worth a share)

                *I just had a client bring in a Surface Pro for data recovery. She said she had just come from the Microsoft store where she took it because it was no longer powering on. The tech at the Microsoft store took the Surface, smacked it really hard on the back 15 times right in front of the client, and then tried to power it on. When it did not power on he handed it back to the client and told them 'looks like you are going to need data recovery'.

                It's nice to know that Microsoft is using such high tech troubleshooting techniques.

                Hopefully it made you laugh as much as it did me.*

                That's bad man, it is incompetence at a high level. Hitting technology devices does not fix things actually makes it worst in most cases.

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                • momurdaM
                  momurda @dbeato
                  last edited by

                  @dbeato Except for printers. Beating them always works.

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                  • dafyreD
                    dafyre @momurda
                    last edited by

                    @momurda said in I can't even:

                    @dbeato Except for printers. Beating them always works.

                    If it doesn't, you're not hitting it hard enough.

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                    • DustinB3403D
                      DustinB3403 @dafyre
                      last edited by

                      @dafyre said in I can't even:

                      @momurda said in I can't even:

                      @dbeato Except for printers. Beating them always works.

                      If it doesn't, you're not hitting it hard enough.

                      Obligatory.

                      Youtube Video

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                      • dbeatoD
                        dbeato @momurda
                        last edited by

                        @momurda said in I can't even:

                        @dbeato Except for printers. Beating them always works.

                        Of course and then you hear the paper clip sliding down.

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                        • hobbit666H
                          hobbit666
                          last edited by

                          Just seen this on 🌶
                          2 node Hyper-v 2016 cluster + san setup questions

                          Basically he's got (hardware already there) two servers and a SAN with SAS connectors

                          What's to setup a failover cluster but is talking about installing win2016 on bare metal connecting to the San then hyper v role.

                          Oh deer lol

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                          • dbeatoD
                            dbeato @hobbit666
                            last edited by

                            @hobbit666 said in I can't even:

                            Just seen this on 🌶
                            2 node Hyper-v 2016 cluster + san setup questions

                            Basically he's got (hardware already there) two servers and a SAN with SAS connectors

                            What's to setup a failover cluster but is talking about installing win2016 on bare metal connecting to the San then hyper v role.

                            Oh deer lol

                            I believe I answered on that question.

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                            • hobbit666H
                              hobbit666 @dbeato
                              last edited by

                              @dbeato Yes you did, wasn't sure if that was you 🙂

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                              • dbeatoD
                                dbeato @hobbit666
                                last edited by

                                @hobbit666 said in I can't even:

                                @dbeato Yes you did, wasn't sure if that was you 🙂

                                Yep, awake all night so might as well post

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                                • scottalanmillerS
                                  scottalanmiller @dbeato
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                                  @dbeato said in I can't even:

                                  @hobbit666 said in I can't even:

                                  @dbeato Yes you did, wasn't sure if that was you 🙂

                                  Yep, awake all night so might as well post

                                  How is the wife and little girl doing?

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                                  • dbeatoD
                                    dbeato @scottalanmiller
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                                    @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                                    @dbeato said in I can't even:

                                    @hobbit666 said in I can't even:

                                    @dbeato Yes you did, wasn't sure if that was you 🙂

                                    Yep, awake all night so might as well post

                                    How is the wife and little girl doing?

                                    They are doing well, checking on the three other kids.

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                                    • scottalanmillerS
                                      scottalanmiller @dbeato
                                      last edited by

                                      @dbeato said in I can't even:

                                      @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                                      @dbeato said in I can't even:

                                      @hobbit666 said in I can't even:

                                      @dbeato Yes you did, wasn't sure if that was you 🙂

                                      Yep, awake all night so might as well post

                                      How is the wife and little girl doing?

                                      They are doing well, checking on the three other kids.

                                      They excited to have a fourth member of the team?

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                                      • dbeatoD
                                        dbeato @scottalanmiller
                                        last edited by

                                        @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                                        @dbeato said in I can't even:

                                        @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                                        @dbeato said in I can't even:

                                        @hobbit666 said in I can't even:

                                        @dbeato Yes you did, wasn't sure if that was you 🙂

                                        Yep, awake all night so might as well post

                                        How is the wife and little girl doing?

                                        They are doing well, checking on the three other kids.

                                        They excited to have a fourth member of the team?

                                        Yes, they are like why are they not here dad. I told them tonight she will come.

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                                        • scottalanmillerS
                                          scottalanmiller @dbeato
                                          last edited by

                                          @dbeato said in I can't even:

                                          @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                                          @dbeato said in I can't even:

                                          @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                                          @dbeato said in I can't even:

                                          @hobbit666 said in I can't even:

                                          @dbeato Yes you did, wasn't sure if that was you 🙂

                                          Yep, awake all night so might as well post

                                          How is the wife and little girl doing?

                                          They are doing well, checking on the three other kids.

                                          They excited to have a fourth member of the team?

                                          Yes, they are like why are they not here dad. I told them tonight she will come.

                                          Ha, that's pretty fast lol

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                                          • dbeatoD
                                            dbeato @scottalanmiller
                                            last edited by

                                            @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                                            @dbeato said in I can't even:

                                            @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                                            @dbeato said in I can't even:

                                            @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                                            @dbeato said in I can't even:

                                            @hobbit666 said in I can't even:

                                            @dbeato Yes you did, wasn't sure if that was you 🙂

                                            Yep, awake all night so might as well post

                                            How is the wife and little girl doing?

                                            They are doing well, checking on the three other kids.

                                            They excited to have a fourth member of the team?

                                            Yes, they are like why are they not here dad. I told them tonight she will come.

                                            Ha, that's pretty fast lol

                                            Yeah, usually 24 hours

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